In dire need of a good laugh?

[Myrussianroulette]

I've been having a rough month and could use a good laugh.
Anyone have some jokes that'll lift my spirits?
10 points to the best ones!
thank you<3

 

[watdpuck]

a man walked into a bar ouch!

 

[Chieftain_Sir]

so the left nut says to the right nut...."that guy in the middle thinks he's so phuckin hard."

 

[Sushiwonderland]

your mum is so fat that she tripped over a wireless phone