The true Americans believe themselves are gods and the nation's founders are gods! They also believe the Scouts are gods and its founders are gods! The Lord God George Washington: "I am your Lord your God George Washington. Oh, true American, go touch my sacred false teeth and you shall be healed!" And the leper touched the holy false teeth and was healed! The American: "Thank you Lord God George Washington, for America will rule the cosmos forever and ever! Praised be the gods George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Christ Baden-Powell Our Lord, from your true believer of the god America! Amen!"