Growing Up With Dad
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Four years old?My daddy can do anything.
Five years old?My daddy knows a whole lot.
Six years old?My dad is smarter than your dad.
Eight years old?My dad doesn’t know exactly everything.
Ten years old?In the olden days, when my dad grew up, things were sure different.
Twelve years old?Oh, well, naturally, Dad doesn’t know anything about that. He is too old to remember his childhood.
Fourteen years old?Don’t pay any attention to my dad. He is so old-fashioned.
Twenty-one years old?Him? My Lord, he’s hopelessly out of date.
Twenty-five years old?Dad knows about it, but then he should, because he has been around so long.
Thirty years old?Maybe we should ask Dad what he thinks. After all, he’s had a lot of experience.
Thirty-five years old?I’m not doing a single thing until I talk to Dad.
Forty years old?I wonder how Dad would have handled it. He was so wise.
Fifty years old?I’d give anything if Dad were here now so I could talk this over
with him. Too bad I didn’t appreciate how smart he was.
I could have learned a lot from him.
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Cruise Control
Dad had a habit of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim, "Take it, TED," as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wagon.
Recently, on a trip we took out of state, as soon as we got on the highway my dad leaned back and said, "I think I’ll let Tom drive for a while."
"Tom who?" I asked.
My mother quickly answered: "Tom Cruise, of course.
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Dressing For The Wedding
It was a couple of days before a big wedding and there was a problem. The bride had found out that the young stepmother of the groom, who was a snobby person, had bought the exact same dress to wear to the wedding as the mother of the bride.
The bride’s mother assured her daughter that there was nothing to worry about because she would buy another dress to wear to the ceremony.
"But mother," asked the bride, "What will you do with the dress that you’ve already bought?"
"Well," said her mother with a smirk on her face, "I’ll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner."
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At...
Four years old?My daddy can do anything.
Five years old?My daddy knows a whole lot.
Six years old?My dad is smarter than your dad.
Eight years old?My dad doesn’t know exactly everything.
Ten years old?In the olden days, when my dad grew up, things were sure different.
Twelve years old?Oh, well, naturally, Dad doesn’t know anything about that. He is too old to remember his childhood.
Fourteen years old?Don’t pay any attention to my dad. He is so old-fashioned.
Twenty-one years old?Him? My Lord, he’s hopelessly out of date.
Twenty-five years old?Dad knows about it, but then he should, because he has been around so long.
Thirty years old?Maybe we should ask Dad what he thinks. After all, he’s had a lot of experience.
Thirty-five years old?I’m not doing a single thing until I talk to Dad.
Forty years old?I wonder how Dad would have handled it. He was so wise.
Fifty years old?I’d give anything if Dad were here now so I could talk this over
with him. Too bad I didn’t appreciate how smart he was.
I could have learned a lot from him.
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Cruise Control
Dad had a habit of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim, "Take it, TED," as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wagon.
Recently, on a trip we took out of state, as soon as we got on the highway my dad leaned back and said, "I think I’ll let Tom drive for a while."
"Tom who?" I asked.
My mother quickly answered: "Tom Cruise, of course.
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Dressing For The Wedding
It was a couple of days before a big wedding and there was a problem. The bride had found out that the young stepmother of the groom, who was a snobby person, had bought the exact same dress to wear to the wedding as the mother of the bride.
The bride’s mother assured her daughter that there was nothing to worry about because she would buy another dress to wear to the ceremony.
"But mother," asked the bride, "What will you do with the dress that you’ve already bought?"
"Well," said her mother with a smirk on her face, "I’ll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner."
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Give me the cleverest response about these jokes and the 10 pts are yours.
Please be nice.
If you like my jokes please give me a star. Thanks
