is my joke good? What did Nixon say when someone confused him for a cook one time?

[JonnyBoy1]

"I am not a cook"

 

[SquilliamFancyson]

Booo.

Nice try, though.

 

[LibNemesis]

Lol....I guess...........

 

[Lex87]

Sorry it stinks so bad I have to burn some k2 incense to rid me of the stench.