Is my wife secretly a lesbian?

[JamesKeen]

Recently, my wife has been acting suspiciously. every week, she gets in to her car when i go to work (i had just assumed she was doing errands) and when i come home i sometimes see her get out of her car in a very masculine pantsuit (im assuming lesbian garb). she seems to usually be gone from around 9 in the morning to 5 at night. could she be cheating on me with a lesbian woman?
im pretty sure she doesnt have a job, shes not very smart

 

[Renee]

Man, if she is a lesbian, I'm pretty sure your degrading her is the reason why!

Ask her what she is doing, and then make sure she doesn't see this post of yours, or you'll be the one in trouble.

 

[starmecrazy]

Nah, Lesbians only come out at night.

 

[SecondmOne]

Job where you have to look presentable ring a bell????

 

[MrWarrior1]

I think most men wish their spouses and or partners were lesbians.

Sadly, just because a woman wears pants, does not make it so. They have to actually want to be with another woman, rather than just wearing pants.

Nice try though.......

 

[Mankzcat]

Could she be going to a job?