Is there a version of the sandwich or kitchen jokes but meant for men?

[Temple]

And if not could you invent some. I'd do it myself but women can't invent things and I wouldn't want to hurt myself trying.

 

[VagineDentata]

Yes, taking out garbage and plunging the toilet.

 

[GreatWhite]

If you keep his beer in the fridge...........he will come.........lol to get one.

 

[Charlisa]

Yes. "women belong in the kitchen. Well no wonder why we live longer than men, because thats where we keep our knives." lol

 

[AliceGrey]

I like one that Madonna said.....


Why do women get married ?






Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

 

[KellyJones]

didn't they invent grilling, its the same as slaving over a stove

men belong on the grill lol

 

[Sarraingundam]

How about........shouldn't you be proving youre manylness be taking the trash out??
Yes? No?

I'll just throw some topics your way. How bout these.?

Leaving the toilet seat up.
Taking out the trash.
Beer.
Cars.

 

[AthleteakaAdam]

Hi Temple how is your beautiful self doing on this fine day.

 

[Thomas]

The link that I provide has jokes about men and anti-feminist men. I myself don't know any.

 

[MreBagpipesCarlin]

Hilarious.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?
Best I got atm.

 

[Incubus]

There might be, but if you started making them, Casual Fan wouldn't be able to call you anti-feminists' doormat anymore, and then I wouldn't secretly feel dominant over you.