Is this prophecy?? (filling in text here)?

[OneTrueCeilingCat]

A certain sexy satanist needs to check her mail.


Who thinks I am a prophet???!
ZOMG! Win!! I'd like to thank the academy, my publisher, my family, and Satan.

 

[mmmmm]

I just checked my e-mail. CC is the new prophet. I will give you a half-melted devil shaped candle, as it is the closest to an award that I have.

 

[Meerkats'R'Us]

If you're a sexy satanist, feel free to deliver some holy message to me anytime .