Joke: 5 signs your cat is plotting to kill you:?

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DoctorDistorto

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1. seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden
2. unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your bill
3. ball of yarn tied playfully into a hangman's noose
4. droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM"
5. you find a piece of paper labled "My Wil" that reads "Leev awl kat"
 
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