Jun 5, 2012 #42 M MrseDiCaprio Member Joined Mar 4, 2008 Messages 35 Reaction score 0 Points 6 actually. in certain parts of africa men buy their wives. you got given your sheep as a gift. you're welcome to do whatever you want with her. but leave me well out of it.
actually. in certain parts of africa men buy their wives. you got given your sheep as a gift. you're welcome to do whatever you want with her. but leave me well out of it.
Jun 5, 2012 #43 I I__I New member Joined Apr 13, 2008 Messages 29 Reaction score 0 Points 1 MORE PUNS! Seriously, you are on a roll. I just thank god Im not drunk or I would be posting these puns and be on the fast track to bansvile.
MORE PUNS! Seriously, you are on a roll. I just thank god Im not drunk or I would be posting these puns and be on the fast track to bansvile.
Jun 5, 2012 #44 G gabbyleee New member Joined Feb 24, 2008 Messages 29 Reaction score 0 Points 1 no darling. that one i meant. bloody rotten aussie sheep-shagger, you.
Jun 5, 2012 #45 W WheelchairBA New member Joined Feb 17, 2008 Messages 21 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Do I sense a hint of jealousy there?
Jun 5, 2012 #46 J jaguar131 Member Joined Apr 4, 2008 Messages 35 Reaction score 0 Points 6 oh yes. i wish i could be with you and your sheep. woe is me that i cannot.
Jun 5, 2012 #47 J jwthoughts Member Joined Apr 10, 2008 Messages 47 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Or we could kill the sheep and have a romantic lunch of roast lamb .
Jun 5, 2012 #48 S SamaraH Member Joined Feb 17, 2008 Messages 34 Reaction score 0 Points 6 when you're so willing to kill your girlfriend? hmmmm.... i don't think so.
Jun 5, 2012 #49 J Jericho119940 New member Joined Apr 13, 2008 Messages 29 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Well we dont have to kill it, just cut off its legs so we can have cutlets . It has the added bonus of not being able to run away anymore aswell .
Well we dont have to kill it, just cut off its legs so we can have cutlets . It has the added bonus of not being able to run away anymore aswell .
Jun 5, 2012 #50 M Monmonz New member Joined Mar 10, 2008 Messages 29 Reaction score 0 Points 1 so now, ladies and gentlemen, we know what turns nk on. back slowly away. .... .. ..... ... now run! before he gets your legs!
so now, ladies and gentlemen, we know what turns nk on. back slowly away. .... .. ..... ... now run! before he gets your legs!
Jun 5, 2012 #51 J jdrumz321 New member Joined Apr 10, 2008 Messages 26 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Christ, by the time we finish this thread, I'll be on my 9000 . *Lays bear trap for succ*
Jun 5, 2012 #52 G Gabz Member Joined Apr 13, 2008 Messages 33 Reaction score 0 Points 6 *looks around* *skips over bear trap* why is this thread even still open? do even the mods find it hilarious?
*looks around* *skips over bear trap* why is this thread even still open? do even the mods find it hilarious?
Jun 5, 2012 #53 I ilovekevinjonas New member Joined Feb 15, 2008 Messages 16 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Using superiour Rugby skills (since sa suck) tackles Succ to the ground. *Cuts off her legs and has human cutles with girlfriend baaaie* .
Using superiour Rugby skills (since sa suck) tackles Succ to the ground. *Cuts off her legs and has human cutles with girlfriend baaaie* .
Jun 5, 2012 #54 T Tree Member Joined Mar 22, 2008 Messages 48 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Both of you need to get off the net and find a hobby. Perferably one in which you do not have to interact with people.
Both of you need to get off the net and find a hobby. Perferably one in which you do not have to interact with people.
Jun 5, 2012 #55 P Prisoner000001 New member Joined Feb 22, 2008 Messages 28 Reaction score 0 Points 1 AHAHAHA! l *tackles wry and cuts of legs for pet sheep*
Jun 5, 2012 #56 U ukok Member Joined Mar 18, 2008 Messages 37 Reaction score 0 Points 6 and leave my contooter? noooooooooo! and i'm less worried about nk's interaction with people than that of his interaction with certain fluffier, four-legged species.
and leave my contooter? noooooooooo! and i'm less worried about nk's interaction with people than that of his interaction with certain fluffier, four-legged species.
Jun 5, 2012 #57 W wrestlingfan328 Member Joined Feb 18, 2008 Messages 30 Reaction score 0 Points 6 I assure you, my relationship with fluffy is purely platonic. She is a good listener is all..... *shifty look*
I assure you, my relationship with fluffy is purely platonic. She is a good listener is all..... *shifty look*
Jun 5, 2012 #58 L LisaMcGowane New member Joined Feb 23, 2008 Messages 25 Reaction score 0 Points 1 NK- Baaaaaaaa means NO!
Jun 5, 2012 #59 J JordynB Member Joined Mar 25, 2008 Messages 30 Reaction score 0 Points 6 so, nk... does rohypnol work on sheep?
Jun 5, 2012 #60 D doychmark Member Joined Feb 28, 2008 Messages 48 Reaction score 0 Points 6 only if you catch them in the right BAAAH