M MrseDiCaprio Member Jun 5, 2012 #42 actually. in certain parts of africa men buy their wives. you got given your sheep as a gift. you're welcome to do whatever you want with her. but leave me well out of it.
actually. in certain parts of africa men buy their wives. you got given your sheep as a gift. you're welcome to do whatever you want with her. but leave me well out of it.
I I__I New member Jun 5, 2012 #43 MORE PUNS! Seriously, you are on a roll. I just thank god Im not drunk or I would be posting these puns and be on the fast track to bansvile.
MORE PUNS! Seriously, you are on a roll. I just thank god Im not drunk or I would be posting these puns and be on the fast track to bansvile.
G gabbyleee New member Jun 5, 2012 #44 no darling. that one i meant. bloody rotten aussie sheep-shagger, you.
J jaguar131 Member Jun 5, 2012 #46 oh yes. i wish i could be with you and your sheep. woe is me that i cannot.
J jwthoughts Member Jun 5, 2012 #47 Or we could kill the sheep and have a romantic lunch of roast lamb .
S SamaraH Member Jun 5, 2012 #48 when you're so willing to kill your girlfriend? hmmmm.... i don't think so.
J Jericho119940 New member Jun 5, 2012 #49 Well we dont have to kill it, just cut off its legs so we can have cutlets . It has the added bonus of not being able to run away anymore aswell .
Well we dont have to kill it, just cut off its legs so we can have cutlets . It has the added bonus of not being able to run away anymore aswell .
M Monmonz New member Jun 5, 2012 #50 so now, ladies and gentlemen, we know what turns nk on. back slowly away. .... .. ..... ... now run! before he gets your legs!
so now, ladies and gentlemen, we know what turns nk on. back slowly away. .... .. ..... ... now run! before he gets your legs!
J jdrumz321 New member Jun 5, 2012 #51 Christ, by the time we finish this thread, I'll be on my 9000 . *Lays bear trap for succ*
G Gabz Member Jun 5, 2012 #52 *looks around* *skips over bear trap* why is this thread even still open? do even the mods find it hilarious?
*looks around* *skips over bear trap* why is this thread even still open? do even the mods find it hilarious?
I ilovekevinjonas New member Jun 5, 2012 #53 Using superiour Rugby skills (since sa suck) tackles Succ to the ground. *Cuts off her legs and has human cutles with girlfriend baaaie* .
Using superiour Rugby skills (since sa suck) tackles Succ to the ground. *Cuts off her legs and has human cutles with girlfriend baaaie* .
T Tree Member Jun 5, 2012 #54 Both of you need to get off the net and find a hobby. Perferably one in which you do not have to interact with people.
Both of you need to get off the net and find a hobby. Perferably one in which you do not have to interact with people.
U ukok Member Jun 5, 2012 #56 and leave my contooter? noooooooooo! and i'm less worried about nk's interaction with people than that of his interaction with certain fluffier, four-legged species.
and leave my contooter? noooooooooo! and i'm less worried about nk's interaction with people than that of his interaction with certain fluffier, four-legged species.
W wrestlingfan328 Member Jun 5, 2012 #57 I assure you, my relationship with fluffy is purely platonic. She is a good listener is all..... *shifty look*
I assure you, my relationship with fluffy is purely platonic. She is a good listener is all..... *shifty look*