hi do you have my phone number?... Do you want it?
I have the dictionary printed on my penis, maybe later i could put some words into your mouth.
I have f c and k all thats missing is U!
Let's hear em.
Drink Apple Juice... Cause OJ just might KILL you...
Hi my name is Doug. That's God spelled backwards with a little "u" wrapped up inside.
Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"
If you multiplied Santa by "i", then he'd become real.