LGBT: Fun situation time! Stuck on a boat in the middle of the sea...?

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mIronicm

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You are stuck on a boat with five people from Yahoo! Answers - all top contributors. You are all very hungry. Will you partake in something of a cannibalistic nature? Or will your knowledge in answering questions provide a way out of the sea?
 
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Jordy

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oh nuts I'm one of the TC stuck on the boat.
My knowledge of LGBT answers would obviously be helpful if we were stuck in a boat in the middle of the ocean.

cannibalistic nature anyone?
haha
 
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SaintOmega

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Well, what I would do is take the hoodie string from my hoodie and cut someone's hair off (maybe my own) and use it as bait. I'd remove someone's earring, nose ring, Prince Albert or whatever and use it as a hook and then capture fish. Of course they'd be raw, but so is sushi, so whatever.

Hopefully we all have cell phones and can be tracked and rescued! lol

Meanwhile I suppose I'd expose my secret stash of Cheetos and share. Although I wouldn't be very happy about it, as I am a selfish pig when it comes to Cheetos. lol

Saint Omega
 
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mBonanzamJellybeanm

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Hmmm Hey I'll do what I gotta do... If means eating someone then I would do it if I had no other choice...

Unless you are lucky enough to wander into a shipping route it is likely you'll never see another boat. The protocol is to sacrifice the largest person who will provide the most nourishment for the other castaways.

Ahhh Saint Omega there are no cell towers in the middle of the ocean. Most fish in the center of the ocean are not top feeders.
 
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