Look at this!?!?!I just made a joke!?!?!?

madgaloverherexd

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A married couple is in their car going back home after dinner.
the husband drives.
Suddenly,a cop came n stop their car.

Husband:What's wrong?
Cop:U r fined for a broken tail light sir.
Husband:Broken tail light?I didn't know that. really??
Wife:Oh honey,u know our car has a broken tail light since last month.
Husband:(gives wife a dirty look)
Cop:U also r being fined for not wearing ur seat belt.
Husband:What?? I just opened the seatbelt when u came!
Wife:No,u never wear the seatbelt!
Husband:Shut up honey!
Cop:Is your husband always like this,miss?
Wife:Nope, only when he is drunk.

Star if funny lol.

Srry im not very good at grammar.xd
 
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