Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

wish granted, your fridge is stuffed full of slowly rotting and decomposing bits of animal: legs, wings, brains, internal organs- all delicacies in their own right of course. there you go, some food in your fridge!

hmm i wish... i had wings
 
granted, you are now the grim reaper but an old man dies in the Bluewater shopping centre and since hooded tops have been outlawed as part of a crackdown on "anti-social behaviour", you are escorted from the premises, leaving you unable to complete your job. you are sacked and a 17 year-old with a scanty coofftopicnd of the english language is given your post.

i wish i didn't have to P.E. every week, i do enough karate and other exercise to keep me fit.
 
granted. in your PE lesson times you have to clean the school toilets!

i wish i had hair like Mr T
 
Granted- the wish was already corrupt when you made it

I wish that this and every wish will be made were incorruptable except wishes that make wishes corruptable again.

This thread now dies 111111111!!!!!!!!!oneone!!!!!!!111111 All your base belong to us. Take off every Zig
 
ok, granted, but someone wishes that wishes were corruptible again, and his wish is granted but corrupted so he can't wish again, so now we're back to corruptible wishes YAY!

i wish i was a photographic camera
 
Granted-Your hiccups go away for a minute, before coming back for the rest of your life.

I wish that this and every other wish I make will forever be absolutely uncorruptible.
 
granted. but then you meet your doppelganger, which kills you and takes your place, making all your wishes immediately corruptible :P

i wish i had a miniature death star intead of my left eye
 
Granted, but now you can't look anywhere without fear of destroying it.

I wish I had a fast racingbike...
 
Granted, unfortunately you crash into a on coming bus.

I wish I knew why.
 
Granted, but now you don't know when, what and where...

I wish I had another bucket of yoghurt...
 
Granted but it's only after swallowing a huge mouthful that you realise that it's 3 months off!

This time I'll wish away my cold!
 
Granted, but now you have a high fever...

I wish for some new, GOOD movies to come out...
 
Granted, the Tekken series ends forever, unfortunately you fall into a coma where Tekken scenes constantly repeat inside our head for the remainder of your life.

I wish that I found a genie who granted me an unlimited amount of uncorruptible wishes, the first of which I use to ensure my immortality.
 
Granted- now you live forever and eventually go insane

I wish that this and every wish will be made were incorruptable except wishes that make wishes corruptable again- which on a new clause, cannot be made.

This thread now dies 111111111!!!!!!!!!oneone!!!!!!!111111 All your base belong to us. Take off every Zig
 
granted. but the genie that grants you the wish goes loose just when fullfilling the wish and leaves out the cannot be made part, so the same guy as before wishes that wishes were corruptible again, again :P

i wish people would stop wishing the thread ended or that wishes were incorruptible, since it's so horribly boring, repetitive and takes all the fun out of the thread.
 
Granted, however people decide to come up with an equally stupid way to make the thread boring.

I wish i could go back in time and give Hitler that cool chronosphere effect handshake in the start up movie for Coofftopicnd and Conquer; red alert
 
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