Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[RockTheClassics1]

Granted..Good job though, you managed to break your balls

I WISH FOR CHOCOLATE! AND A NON FAT CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE!

 

[MarianneM]

Granted but you get a migraine and toothache from the chocolate and the shake irritates tiur teet further.

I wish my spelling was better.

 

[JamesMcIntosh]

granted, but everything else starts to sux.


I wish for nothing

 

[mtnglo]

granted, then all the people who wished for something recieve a million dollars

i wish for the ultimate trading card game

 

[NatalieL]

umm... i dont have any balls..... im a girl....

 

[JS212010]

Granted...but to make it so good the company put so many resources into it that they have to charge $10,000 per 15 card booster pack and $1,000,000 for a deck. No one can afford to play it.

I wish I could fly.

 

[MaroonHerring]

Granted, but you have to fly all the time, even in your sleep, and one day you get sucked into a plane engine.

I wish I could concentrate and revise for my biology exam.

 

[destin_lite]

granted, now you study for so long you miss the exam and continue studying

i wish i had a giant robot

 

[slinkymalinky]

Granted, only it is so big, it doesn't see you or the little smear that you make on the bottom of it's foot.

I wish all my papers were graded and I could leave the school building before dark for once.

 

[NICKJONASx3]

granted, but then you hit rush hour traffic and it takes you a long time to get home...by then it's dark.


I wish for a world domination

 

[VictorR]

Granted, but you're such an overbearing dictator that the entire population hates you. Keeping the resistance movements under control is so stressful, that you take up shooting heroin, which leaves you incapacitated for most of the day. You become a puppet of your grand vizier, who finally kills you so he can take over your position.

I wish I had a real starship like the Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

 

[chilliscot2002]

Granted. But now you run into a Super Star Destroyer and your little Federation ship is blown to smithereens.

I wish I had the Death Star...

 

[medcenman]

granted, but it's my eye , so i kill you for taking it.

i wish my toenails were alive

 

[msayed40]

Granted, but now you can never clip them and you are thus unable to walk for the rest of your life. Can you say wheelchair ???

I wish for a new pair of eskrima sticks...

 

[rubenv]

Granted:

You get a ragged old pair handed down from a classmate who doesn't need them, and they fall apart after your first drill. But hey, they were new for you!

I wish I had more time to get to the gym and the kwoon!

 

[shygirl1]

Granted, but now you have no more time to molest little Brazilian men...

I wish we had a more useful topic at hand...

 

[Caito]

GRANTED.

This thread gets locked and we end up with lots of TMA versus offtopic threads.

I wish the TMA versus offtopic threads would stop, drop, and die already!

 

[takjhonst]

granted- now it is wing chun vs everone else threads instead

I wish that wishing was not compulsory

 

[superchick30823]

granted - but now that you don't wish for anything anymore you lose all ambition, and become a drain on civilization as you sit lazily around and do nothing.

I wish I would lose 20 lbs.

 

[StardustB]

granted, you go on a date with a carnivorous shape-shifter and it eats 20 pounds of meat right off your gut

i wish i had strong arms and legs