Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Wish granted but you discover he uses his teeth

I wish KickChick couldn't touch the lock button for the rest of her days
 
Granted,

Your bellybutton gets very sticky and grows so you can wax you neck hairs with it, then you start a new company selling the stuff and you make a killing on the market

I wish the I could get a good pair of cuffs lol.
 
granted, but you can't get a good pair of cuff syrups


i wish money was edible
 
granted.

you become poor and fat. After a while the banks start to smell funny...

i wish my bike didn't break down earlier.
 
Granted, but you cut your finger and blood drips on the floor only to attract hundreds of crazed rats that eat you alive.


I wish I would have waited two more weeks before I bought my iPod Mini, because they just came out with the iPod Nano!!!
 
granted but after one week you walk behind an Apple lorry and get crushed by falling iPod nanos on their way to the Apple store.

i wish i could go and see Nightwish or the Red Hot Chili Peppers in concert
 
Granted, but it's so packed, the only thing you see the whole time is some monkey's sweaty hairy back, and and all you hear are the shouts and screams of the thousands of amorous fans, who can see and hear the stage (unlike you).

I wish I would contract a skin disease that causes my entire body to break out with bleeding, oozing, pus-filled blisters.

Try and corrupt that.
 
Congratulations, you now have such a disease. You've also been granted immortality so that you may suffer with it until the end of the universe.


I wish my car could hover in midair.
 
granted, but it wanders near one of the "edges" of the air and floats off into outer space

i wish i saw everything in purple
 
Granted but its all the one shade of purple so you are technicaly blind.

I wish I could speak in tongues.
 
wish granted, now you can only talk when you are inside some giant creatures disembodied tongue.

i wish tacos had a less gasous effect on my tushy.
(tushy )
 
Granted. The gassy effect becomes a purely liquid effect from now on.

I wish I had a pet tiger... (try and corrupt THAT one!)
 
Granted. You are now under arrest for owning an endangered animal. You have the right to remain silent. I'll pm BKG to represent you in court.

(How's that for corrupting...)

I wish I got a new training sword...
 
Granted.

You wake up and find a nice shiny sword for training.

Too bad it's cursed, and you may never use any other sword again as this one grafts itself to your body. then it breaks. So now you have a stubby useless sword

I wish I became judge bkg!
 
Granted. But now your days are filled with mindless bureaucratic affairs and annoying criminals. You regret the day that you started studying law.

I wish that the n00bs at the Dutch police would hurry up so I can start my training.
 
granted, but now you have to listen to me say "thats nothing" about everything you say and say something nonsensical and off the wall about how what i did is better than what you did.

I wish had some food right now.
 
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