Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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rasberry003

Member
Wish granted, unfortunately for you, it is only new to YOU. The previous wearer was a 400lb sweaty bum who liked to use it as toilet paper.

I wish I never had to pay for MA training again.
 
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cindyloo

New member
granted, but he leaves immediately 3 seconds after he enters the room cuz his wife is having a baby so you never got the massage.


I wish I had a better car then my old 1987 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight.
 
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doytoyt

New member
Granted. The author is so fresh, that he insults YOU in his book entitled : Nordic, the uber-postwhore of MAP...

I wish that my gardenlight worked again...
 
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Kissmyax

Member
You're right.

But first to yours.

You have it - it's as bright as the sun, can never be turned off, nor will it ever burn out.

I wish I could squat 300 lbs.
 
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ranakuchiki

New member
Granted, but your legs become so muscular that they prevent you from walking. You become a knuckle-dragging troll for life...

I wish that I could fly in a jet-fighter...
 
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bigmac01

Member
Granted - you're the best pilot of the coin-op kiddie ride planes!

I wish my knuckles would stop bleeding because they're dragging on the ground.
 
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madi_sangre

New member
Granted. But after some more dragging, they start bleeding beyond your control and are drained of your blood. Mmmm... soup !!!

I wish that there would be a decent movie on tv...
 
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yodah20

Member
Granted. But now you spend so much time with her, that you completely mess up your social life. You are banned on MAP, have a nice day.

I wish that there would be something to discuss...
 
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