Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Wish granted, unfortunately for you, it is only new to YOU. The previous wearer was a 400lb sweaty bum who liked to use it as toilet paper.

I wish I never had to pay for MA training again.
 
Granted! But due to insufficient funds which would normally be used for repairs, your dojang collapses and squashes you flat as a pancake!

I wish for a massage!
 
granted, but he leaves immediately 3 seconds after he enters the room cuz his wife is having a baby so you never got the massage.


I wish I had a better car then my old 1987 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight.
 
You got it - you have a 1950 VW beetle with the AM/AM optional radio.

I wish for a new book from a fresh author.
 
Granted. The author is so fresh, that he insults YOU in his book entitled : Nordic, the uber-postwhore of MAP...

I wish that my gardenlight worked again...
 
No problem man, not only are they nice... but TRUE as well !!!

But why didn't you make another wish ???
 
You're right.

But first to yours.

You have it - it's as bright as the sun, can never be turned off, nor will it ever burn out.

I wish I could squat 300 lbs.
 
Granted, but your legs become so muscular that they prevent you from walking. You become a knuckle-dragging troll for life...

I wish that I could fly in a jet-fighter...
 
Granted - you're the best pilot of the coin-op kiddie ride planes!

I wish my knuckles would stop bleeding because they're dragging on the ground.
 
Oops, my fault, I forgot the corruption. But then he and Michael will corrupt enough.......
 
Granted. But after some more dragging, they start bleeding beyond your control and are drained of your blood. Mmmm... soup !!!

I wish that there would be a decent movie on tv...
 
You have it - Go watch Lifetime or Oxygen.

I wish I had more time to spend with my daughter.
 
Granted. But now you spend so much time with her, that you completely mess up your social life. You are banned on MAP, have a nice day.

I wish that there would be something to discuss...
 
What do you mean by this "Social Life"? What's that? I'm married and a parent I have no idea what you're taking about.
 
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