Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[jeea_writer]

ah ha! luckily I'm a very rare kryptonian who isn't affected by kryptonite


I wish for a stick of dynamite in my sisters engine of her car.

 

[jackjacoman]

granted, but you have to borrow her car in a hurry and blow up

i already said i wish i was tall (not really though, just the first wish that came to my mind)

 

[curiousperson]

granted, you shoot up to 7 ft. but because you grow so fast you tear your muscles off your bones and collapse in a heap.

i wish that i could do html properly!!! waa!

 

[CurrynRiceGirl]

Wish Granted, your html skillz are now unmatched. you can code like noone else, but u make people jealous, and a number of angry hackers hack your computer and when you log on the next day it explodes in a fiery explosion killing you. ...... PWNED!


I wish i had money for a plane ticket.

 

[gogo]

You got it - you have the 50 cents required to ride the plane at Wally-World.


I wish Turkey day were upon us already!

 

[RedWineGuy]

granted, you and your family are the only ones celebrating and people are wondering why your celebrating thanksgiving when it's only a couple days away.


I wish for 6 ft. of flaky snow and no ice

 

[sfreefall187]

Granted, but the snow comes over your nose & mouth, slowly killing you

Even though he's now dead, I wish cougar would shut up..

 

[farrokhb]

granted, now he's telepathic

i wish i had a better guard

 

[hfghg]

WOOT! *telepathically annoys the hell outta Jab*

 

[UglyAsSin]

Granted, your guard is so good you block yourself trying put food and water into your mouth - ergo you die


I wish I had a beard

 

[nivaldo_us]

You got it Ripp Van Winkle.


I wish I didn't have so much turkey leftover from yesterdays feast.

 

[xx_scarletLambo_xx]

granted, suddenly WW3 occurs and nobody gives you food, and you die

i wish windows worked fine(yeah, right )

 

[onestep_42]

Granted - It's always worked fine, you just have a virus and spyware galore.

I wish the new Harry Potter movie wasn't always sold out.

 

[mijnhemel]

granted, you are held captive in a cinema when you went to a mother and baby screening of it so there are like 20 shrieking infants and the film runs over and over and over again...

i wish i didn't have a Geography exam. next Tueday waaa!!

 

[FEVERtt]

granted, not only is it today, but all your other exams are today, at the same time and you can only take one at a time! hows that for waaaa!!!?


i wish i had soul calibur 3

 

[silverbull96]

Wish granted but you loose your console controls

I wish I was unbanned from chat

 

[musicmends]

Granted, but you are now banned from the forum... goodbye !!!

I wish that the stupid club next door wouldn't play their music so loud....

 

[sba]

granted, now they play a horrible and louder kind of music, even louder

i wish my PC games wouln't stop working when i didn't play them for 2/3 months (stupid windows )

 

[princesa]

Granted! but then your computer dies and you go broke.


I wish people stop asking me "why are you so iofftopicture." *cough*mods*cough*

 

[crystalheart]

Wish Granted, THey no longer ask you why you are som iofftopicture they are now asking you why your wearing a dress.......

I wish for the ability to travel back in time 24 hours.