Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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Web

Member
Blessed are the fingers that will type you to death.

You got it - It's very good, you get to be the punching dummy and grappling gumby for the whole club!

I wish some of the principals from literature were real.
 
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Jada

Member
Granted, but they are warped beyond recognition and thus you end up in the Twilight Zone. We hope you enjoy your stay...

I wish that I would change the channel because CNN gets boring...
 
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petsnakes

Member
You got it - and you just got jacked by a couple of pimply-faced teenagers who wrap you around a tree. Then they strip off what they can and sell you to a gay neavo impressionist artist who welds you onto an art piece of a gay couple. Enjoy your new life.

I wish I had some toast and jam.
 
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mizzgenius08

Member
Granted - You awake and find yourself a statue. However, the gays weren't lesbians as you thought, so you have to live with a willy in your ear, and a drip-drip from time to time. Enjoy.

I wish we had better smiley faces
 
prawn

prawn

New member
I never thought they were lesbians My wish was not corrupted... mwahahahahahahah!

Anyhoo, we have better smileys, but now that's all anyone uses. You spend hours deciphering the post which reads



I wish the drama would stop.
 
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nlt

New member
Yer.. Your Vanilla magically turns into Butter Nut Crunch, but as you go in for a bite, you feel a really hard squeeze on your groin.. Turns someone Crunched your Nuts for Butter. Tasty.

I wish that someone would make a wish that I couldn't make into a sexual pun.
 
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CarlyA

Member
granted, but the guy that serves you the ice cream hears butter NOT crunch NOT vanilla, and you get a blob of butter instead of ice cream(i was gonna do something else, but i don't wanna get binned )

Edit:ARGH!, got beaten!

ok granted, now someone makes a wish that you can't turn to a sexual pun so it drives you crazy and now everyone starts making sexual puns and you turn them into wishes



i wish i didn't have to practice for my school's artistic closure
 
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Loe

New member
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americanguitarist848

Member
you got it! but unfortunately the wheat beer didn't survive the process of becoming whole grain and now it just looks like a pile of crap enjoy

god I wish I was as invincible as superman
 
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cristiano

Member
You have it - you're invincible like superman, and I have Kryponite bullets and an MP5. Go ahead make my day.

I wish butcher meat packs didn't contain ribs as part of the pack.
 
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AimeeL

New member
granted, now they have elephant hipbones as part of the pack

now i repeat MY wish of Bethesda making Fallout 3 the best Fallout game(like it's possible to surpass the first one, heh )
 
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JackieD

Member
WHEEEEE!!!! my dream come true! [/chant]fallout...fallout...fallout...fallout..[/end chant]

I wish that I got a raise...[/QUOTE]

granted, but you gamble it all away, get a huge debt and get eliminated by the eskimo-birmanian sahara based global mafia

i wish i was tall
 
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