Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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whiskey_agogo

Member
Job done introducing Superpants.Running round in his heavily soiled y fronts Superpants lays waste to the criminal fraternity with his toxic wind of doom attacks.

I wish I had that girl who just walked by
 
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Souljah_Sanity

New member
granted

turns out sHe has a very deep voice ........if you know what i mean and when you try to blow hi...i mean her off she sits outside the window all day staring at you and kills your kitten.

i wish i was invincible
 
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checkacheez

Member
Wish granted

You are invincible - and you spend every waking minute worried that one day you won't be.

I wish Angelina Jolie and Britanny Murphy would invite me out for an intimate dinner for 3 in jacuzzi filled with hot oil on a desert island.

Ahem. Did I say that out loud?
 
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lol@u

New member
granted

*hands moosey a sandwich*...........and seeing as he didnt specify which type, a knuckle sandwich will suffice.

i want to be taller
 
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MrseUeSeNavy

New member
Granted... but you become so tall that you have to get a custom house made. And then you grow too big for that. Your internal organs are too small to support your large body, so you die.

I wish... I had great flexibility
 
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loida

Member
Wish granted. To give you incredible flexibility, all the bones in your body are removed.

I wish I could sleep some on weekdays.
 
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MrseTimberlake1

New member
Granted... You can now sleep on weekdays, but you never wake up until the weekend, which means 5/7 of your days are lost.

I wish for the bones in my body to be replaced.
 
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doubleD

Member
granted

your bones are back in your body but in no particular order so youre a bit lumpy

i wish that i didnt have to go work and could spend all my time out in the boat
 
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AlexisInfectious®

Active member
Granted... but eventually, your boat develops a hole on the underside. You don't realise until you are 3 miles underwater at the bottom of the seabed. By then, it is too late. You die.

I wish for an iron.
 
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tay_tay936

New member
Granted, I bury one in the top of your head for changing your name and avatar and leaving me baffled (That IS you Norm, right?) and Doctors don't dare remove it.




Granted, you are mow Dr. Moosey, unfortunatley on a plane flight to the caribean to celibrate you are called on to perfrom CPR mistakenly and becuase you fail the dead persons relatives chuck you off the plane.

I wish I was uber l33t.
 
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fratu

Member
Granted, you are now +3h U63R 1337est d00d unfortunately as a side-effect you are also +3h gh3y, a 5uxx0r and a n00b! And, as everyone P#33rz your 1337 5k1LL2, nobody dare talk to you.

I would like to be able to paint!
 
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RKO

Member
Granted, but you paint a picture of something indecent and get locked up.

I wish to be t3h d3dly (I know I already am, but pretend, yeah? )

Slindsay - who's Norm?
 
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AnnyB

New member
Granted... but upon giving you the kitty I have to touch it. As I am t3h d3dly, the kitty dies Sorry

I wish people would stop calling me Norm. Who is Norm?
 
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ILUVSEALStttt

Member
Granted

But this kittie turns out to be a leopard and after you raise it lovingly for a year, it disembowels you with its rear claws while hanging off your ears with its front ones

I wish for the temperature of the Angelina/Brittany oil jacuzzi to be compatible with
having fun (see earlier wish) rather than total body skin graft
 
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IzzyS

New member
Your wish is my coofftopicnd. Only it's a little too late for the two ladies, whos bones and skin and melted fat are floating around in the oil with you.

I wish for a fish on a dish.
 
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livy315

New member
Granted... but the fish is poisenous and not quite dead, so it stings you. You die.

I still wish people would stop calling me norm.
 
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