Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[kermit_frog_rocks]

Granted, but they call you Dick Buttkiss instead!

I wish I could skive off work right now...

 

[BarnBabe]

You say this like it's a problem

 

[CobaltDaisy]

Granted. Oh, sorry, that's me.


I wish the children would have picked up all the horse poo by the time I get home. *sigh*

 

[helpfulgrliee]

Granted.

But when you come in tomorrow, you find your job has been given to the resident intern, and now you're unemployed and soon-to-be homeless.




They do, and you come home to find a statue made of horse poo in your living room.

I wish my shoulder injury would go away!

 

[Karan]

i wish i had boobs

 

[MikeyB]

**Sigh**

Granted - but they're man boobs!

I wish I could fly...

 

[toploser]

Wish granted. Too bad that you can wrap them around your neck and use them as a scarf.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[AuntieMarieSueB]

Well he's lucky! He gets it granted twice!

 

[themoneysofresh]

Man boobs that he can wrap around his neck.... nice.

 

[lilcuteluvverr]

Wish Granted - You now have a pony. Only its been stolen from BKG, and he uses his Kung Fu skills to beat you up in revenge.

I wish jabcrosshook would change his name to Norm.

 

[bfg15000]

Granted, but Norm flamed him, so he changed it back. I AM NOT NORM!!!

I wish everyone would shut up!

 

[Inferno22]

Yes, but nobody can see, hear, or touch you.

edit: I guess it's ok if they can smell or taste you.

 

[MrsJeffHardye[Iwish]]

I'd rather see him than taste him

 

[milesehoskins]

This thread has become a beast that cannot be fed. eventually it will consume us all.!!!



Wish Granted, but this means you too musch shut up, so the world lives in silence. (acaully doesnt soulnd half bad.)

I wish i had a pet chicken named bongo.

 

[boi_toi_16]

wish granted, but the chicken is very violent and will kill you and your family at any given time and the only way to tame him is to offer him human sacrifice...preferrably a virgin girl.


I wish my name would be changed to FrostBite

 

[legsecanecrawl]

Wish Gratned but in the process you get frostbite and die.

I wish the ice cream man would stop for me

 

[divnlurch]

Wish granted.

But the pony turns out to be really old, and it dies right when you get it.

I wish everyone would stop arguing which style is better then which.

 

[ballin97]

Wish Granted, they all realize my pwns them all

I wish for 1 billion packets of salt

 

[MayJ]

Wish granted.

But the ice cream man turns out to be a ice cream she man!

 

[cyprus_greeneyez]

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