Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Granted. Marilyn Monroe, who's been dead for over 40 years, claws her way out of her grave to be with you.


I wish I could leave this thread alone.
 
granted yet you leave the MAP boards completly, doomed to live a life of internet solitude

i wish i could say 'speed boat' like sean connery
 
OK, you're hermetically sealed in amber, just like the 20,000 year old insects!

Hmm, let's see...

I wish that, I wish for... I want... erm, uhm, hmmm...

OOH, I know!

Yeah, that's it.

I wish I could actually come up with a good idea for a wish!
 
Granted, but then you just wasted it on that so you fail!

I wish japan would stop making crappy anime shows.
 
Wish granted, but they only agree to do this after you have watched every single one of them first.

I wish I had my phone charger which I left in my hotel room at the other end of the country last night.
 
Wish granted. Now you're stuck in a hotel room at the other end of the country with your phone charger.

I wish I could turn invisible/visible at will.
 
Granted. Thing is, you forget about the ones made invisible and keep walking into them.

I wish I could break my addiction to computer based entertainment.
 
OK, I won't. So I haven't, yet I have. . . .
You are locked in a room until you figure out the answer to this paradox.

I wish my house would clean itself.
 
Wish granted but it finds you a contaminent and puts u in a trash compactor

I wish i felt better
 
Granted, but now everybody else feels worse... and you have to listen to their whining...

I wish for training this weekend...
 
Wish Granted, but its the last training you ever do EVER!!!

Now I have an impossible Wish!!!

I wish for this wish not to be granted.
Mahahahah
 
Granted, but nothing happens...

I wish for a steak-and-cheese subway sandwich...
 
Granted, but Subway has to die in order for your wish to come true


I wish all hell breaks loose and everyone gets high including me.
 
omg thats 2 wishes stolen

granted but your new bed is make out of broken glass and camels feces


i wish to see the universe form from the beginning all the way to its current state with everlasting youth (pluss obviously being able to breath in space)
 
Nooooo!



Wish Granted, but your forced to each it on a 56k connection streaming video!

I wish i didnt have to die in order for Jesh to get his sub
 
GRANTED.

But now you have to choose a member of your immediate family who must die in order for Jesh to get that sub.

I wish trolls would stop frequenting MAP.
 
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