Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

GrisselM

New member
Granted. Marilyn Monroe, who's been dead for over 40 years, claws her way out of her grave to be with you.


I wish I could leave this thread alone.
 

Deeje

New member
granted yet you leave the MAP boards completly, doomed to live a life of internet solitude

i wish i could say 'speed boat' like sean connery
 
OK, you're hermetically sealed in amber, just like the 20,000 year old insects!

Hmm, let's see...

I wish that, I wish for... I want... erm, uhm, hmmm...

OOH, I know!

Yeah, that's it.

I wish I could actually come up with a good idea for a wish!
 

pinkrockstar

New member
Wish granted, but they only agree to do this after you have watched every single one of them first.

I wish I had my phone charger which I left in my hotel room at the other end of the country last night.
 

SClass

Member
Granted. Thing is, you forget about the ones made invisible and keep walking into them.

I wish I could break my addiction to computer based entertainment.
 

ibetheboogins

New member
OK, I won't. So I haven't, yet I have. . . .
You are locked in a room until you figure out the answer to this paradox.

I wish my house would clean itself.
 

TonyIV

New member
Granted, but Subway has to die in order for your wish to come true


I wish all hell breaks loose and everyone gets high including me.
 
omg thats 2 wishes stolen

granted but your new bed is make out of broken glass and camels feces


i wish to see the universe form from the beginning all the way to its current state with everlasting youth (pluss obviously being able to breath in space)
 
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