Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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Coats

New member
Wish granted, only now they are on another site which, by a freak coincidence, is the only site that your connection now allows you to pull up.

I wish that idiots all spoke another language so that I wouldn't have to understand their stupidity.
 
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MelissaI

New member
I would grant that wish but they kind of already do. But just to go with the forum...Wish granted. You and all other idiots speak a language never spoken before.

I wish for the Brood Witch Sandwich with bacon on it.
 
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Bammy

Member
You are now deaf, mute, blind, and utterly unable to communicate with anyone in the world, as the universe cannot fairly judge "idiocy" by your own personal standard.

I really wish for a date with the cute sales clerk from the weapons shop at the Ren Faire
 
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scamrhoop

New member
Granted, but then she turned out to be a tranvestite and kicks you in the balls (now how bout that? )

I wish I could see my biological parents...then kill them for putting me into adoption.
 
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TorridM

New member
Wish Granted, but after you kill them you realize they were millionares now and intended to give you a good some of $$$ before you killed them.

I wish my comoputer wasnt broken
 
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candie23456

New member
Wish Granted, But i rule the leopards and i Coofftopicnd them to eat you for making fun of my spelling!
Mahahuaahauah


I wish i could speak many languages
 
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DarklLord

New member
Wish Granted, but since technically youve wished for nothing umm.... eh ...... err........ you die suddenly and mysteriously.



Wish Granted, But its Warm!!!!!!!

I wish that that
 
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angelK

Member
OK, half a million old-style Turkish lira. All in small change.

I wish that I could wish for a wish that I would wish to wish for.
 
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skate_boy_v_4127

Member
granted, you can wish for a wish that you would wish to wish for, but for some mysterious reason you don't wish the wish that you would wish to wish for, so i set your nose hair on fire.

i wish for ten thousand baby dinosaurs
 
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Thieflock

New member
GRANTED

Ever see "The Day After Tomorrow"? We're now experiencing the next ICe Age, thanks a lot!

I wish the Backstreet Boys would hold a reunion concert on wyrdolphin's doorstep
 
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Invincible

Member
granted, now you don't have knuckles, so by logic, you can't have sore knuckles.




really? didn't notice


i wish that ninjas would be friends with pirates just for a day
 
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