Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Wish granted, only now they are on another site which, by a freak coincidence, is the only site that your connection now allows you to pull up.

I wish that idiots all spoke another language so that I wouldn't have to understand their stupidity.
 
I would grant that wish but they kind of already do. But just to go with the forum...Wish granted. You and all other idiots speak a language never spoken before.

I wish for the Brood Witch Sandwich with bacon on it.
 
You are now deaf, mute, blind, and utterly unable to communicate with anyone in the world, as the universe cannot fairly judge "idiocy" by your own personal standard.

I really wish for a date with the cute sales clerk from the weapons shop at the Ren Faire
 
Granted, but then she turned out to be a tranvestite and kicks you in the balls (now how bout that? )

I wish I could see my biological parents...then kill them for putting me into adoption.
 
Wish Granted, but after you kill them you realize they were millionares now and intended to give you a good some of $$$ before you killed them.

I wish my comoputer wasnt broken
 
OK, your comoputer (sic) is fixed. Good luck with it if you ever find out what a "comoputer" is!

I wish that leopards ruled the universe.
 
Wish Granted, But i rule the leopards and i Coofftopicnd them to eat you for making fun of my spelling!
Mahahuaahauah


I wish i could speak many languages
 
Granted, but they are all ones you made up.

I wish that this wish was incorruptable
 
It is, but you've gained nothing from it and your future wishes WILL be corruptible!

I wish for a beer!
 
Wish Granted, but since technically youve wished for nothing umm.... eh ...... err........ you die suddenly and mysteriously.



Wish Granted, But its Warm!!!!!!!

I wish that that
 
He does, but it's a load-bearing wall of your house! CRASH!

I wish to discover a great new band to listen to
 
Wish granted, but your speakers break 2 seconds into the first song.

I wish my wallet was full of money.
 
OK, half a million old-style Turkish lira. All in small change.

I wish that I could wish for a wish that I would wish to wish for.
 
granted, you can wish for a wish that you would wish to wish for, but for some mysterious reason you don't wish the wish that you would wish to wish for, so i set your nose hair on fire.

i wish for ten thousand baby dinosaurs
 
Granted, but they're all in your house - and they're hungry carnivores!

I wish for wisdom.
 
Granted, you now work in a fortune cookie factory.

I wish the weather would get cooler faster.
 
GRANTED

Ever see "The Day After Tomorrow"? We're now experiencing the next ICe Age, thanks a lot!

I wish the Backstreet Boys would hold a reunion concert on wyrdolphin's doorstep
 
granted, now you don't have knuckles, so by logic, you can't have sore knuckles.




really? didn't notice


i wish that ninjas would be friends with pirates just for a day
 
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