Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

TechGeek1995

New member
Man, that's gonna lead to Armageddon!

Fine, the ninjas and pirates become friends for a day, and can now carry out their super-secret raids by land and sea. Yours is the first home they loot.

I wish my shoulder would heal (I wished for this before and no one answered...) without injury to the rest of my body.
 

warlordnipple

New member
but the thing is if they were rich why would they want to put me into adoption? they put me in there because they weren't rich....I still hate them.

I wish my leg will heal completely.
 

TlBird

New member
wish granted but your roof caves in due to a large beaver creating a large city in the top of your house

i wish someone will blooming grant bai kai's wish !!!
 

Hobo

Member
Granted. But when you fall asleep, your slumber lasts until a handsome Prince comes and gives ya a big wet kiss. But we can't seem to find a prince willing to kiss you....

I wish I was financially stable enough so I didn't have to work and could just train Kung Fu all day instead.
 

TommyT

Member
Granted, but sadly no one else wants to train all day with you and you turn into a lonely hermit on a rock using yous sticks for kindling

I wish I don't have a hangover after what I consumed tonight...
 

SkullJatBones

New member
But the cost is that you spend all night praying to the porcelain god or sitting at the altar of the porcelain goddess.

I wish I could go on a nice long European vacation.
 

buddnfc

Member
Granted, but now you have to spend the rest of your vacation with ME in The Netherlands...

I wish I could go to the USA for a vacation... (let's make it easy to retaliate... )
 

KristinaF

Member
Like spending my time with you would be terrible. Besides, I could go to the Web

Anyway, You get a vacation to the US and get an all-expenses paid trip to Nowheresville, USA, so you have to watch 2 channels in your hotelroom for a week.

Uhm, let's see.. I wish someone would clean up the MAP gene pool
 

koolcid

New member
Wish Granted, But since noone is feeding them they get hungry and so they get angry. eventually the trolls revolt and overthrow the admins.... turning MAP into TROLL PLANET!!!!

I wish my for UGA to win the national title.
 
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