Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Man, that's gonna lead to Armageddon!

Fine, the ninjas and pirates become friends for a day, and can now carry out their super-secret raids by land and sea. Yours is the first home they loot.

I wish my shoulder would heal (I wished for this before and no one answered...) without injury to the rest of my body.
 
but the thing is if they were rich why would they want to put me into adoption? they put me in there because they weren't rich....I still hate them.

I wish my leg will heal completely.
 
Wish Granted, but somehow u break ur arm in the process.

I wish could stay home tomarrow too.
 
wish granted but your roof caves in due to a large beaver creating a large city in the top of your house

i wish someone will blooming grant bai kai's wish !!!
 
Granted, but now the Backstreet Boys have decided to use your home as a studio.

I wish my toaster didn't hate me.
 
Wish Granted, but now it loves you so much it jumps into your bathtub with you in it

I wish I knew wat this movie im watchin was called.
 
Wish granted. You now know what the movie is called.
I wish I had a brood witch sandwich with bacon.
 
Granted. But when you fall asleep, your slumber lasts until a handsome Prince comes and gives ya a big wet kiss. But we can't seem to find a prince willing to kiss you....

I wish I was financially stable enough so I didn't have to work and could just train Kung Fu all day instead.
 
Granted, but now you have to do one-finger push ups for the rest of your life...

I wish that I could train FMA all day...
 
Granted, but sadly no one else wants to train all day with you and you turn into a lonely hermit on a rock using yous sticks for kindling

I wish I don't have a hangover after what I consumed tonight...
 
But the cost is that you spend all night praying to the porcelain god or sitting at the altar of the porcelain goddess.

I wish I could go on a nice long European vacation.
 
Granted, but now you have to spend the rest of your vacation with ME in The Netherlands...

I wish I could go to the USA for a vacation... (let's make it easy to retaliate... )
 
Like spending my time with you would be terrible. Besides, I could go to the Web

Anyway, You get a vacation to the US and get an all-expenses paid trip to Nowheresville, USA, so you have to watch 2 channels in your hotelroom for a week.

Uhm, let's see.. I wish someone would clean up the MAP gene pool
 
Granted, but unfortunately yours is wiped out too...

I wish we'd stop feeding the trolls...
 
Wish Granted, But since noone is feeding them they get hungry and so they get angry. eventually the trolls revolt and overthrow the admins.... turning MAP into TROLL PLANET!!!!

I wish my for UGA to win the national title.
 
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