Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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KayleeB

Member
Cougar makes his wish, and somehow, when it's granted, it ends up killing you.

I wish I had quarters - millions and millions of quarters.
 
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mk34562000

New member
Granted- millions of quarters fall from the sky and bury you

I wish that all my bad experiences in life could go away like nightmares do, but all the good ones stay
 
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KeiKeiC

New member
Ok, you're evil. But your plans are foiled by a dashing young spy who steals your girlfriend, base of operations, all your money, and destroys your mega-super-secret-ultra weapon. You are now homeless and penniless, dreaming of "what could have been" until one day your cape gets caught in a jet engine and you die a horrible death.

I wish I could find a way to safely and quickly lose 15 pounds.
 
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easternhero255

New member
Granted. You spend it on this: http://www.argos.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=3801&productId=162265&Trail=C%24cip%3D28694.Homewares%3EC%24cip%3D28767.Kitchenware%3EC%24cip%3D28770.Kitchen%2Btool%2Bsets&categoryId=28770&clickfrom=name

I wish I found a healthy drink that tasted like cola.
 
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karee_xox

New member
Granted, but it's burried under six miles of ice in Antarctica.

I wish that I had all the powers of Superman, but wouldn't lose muscle tone from not getting a good workout.
 
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JOJOJO

New member
Dang Brits, I'm American, when I say "15 Pounds", I'm talking about weight! *points to location in upper right hand corner* (I know this is a wish warping thread, but I was hoping someone would come up with something creative in the weight-loss realm).

Anyway...

GRANTED.

You get an appointment for a back waxing. At an Asian Spa. Where the workers are nearly nekkid. But it's a fat hairy guy named Ralph who's doing the waxing.

So, I'll try again...

A quick and easy way to lose some weight.
 
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dolphins#1

New member
Wish Granted, you now have to teach hyper-active toddlers who wont listen to you and break things.

I wish i wasnt runing out of wishes already
 
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barclay431

New member
Granted. That was your last wish, now you don't have to worry about any more wishes.

Uhm, I wish I could get over my anger control issues and have more patience
 
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teresadonna

New member
Awww just 1 more or 50 or so?



Wish Granted, you are now overly passive and have the patiecne of a sait thus now allowing people to walk all over you and lose all of the the respect you had before (if you had any).

I wish I had a subway next to my house
 
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LodeVaduh

New member
Granted, you now have unlimited patience. You starve to death at a snackbar because the brainless loon behind the counter forgot to process your order.

I wish I didn't have that damn itch on my arm!
 
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elsaethiopian

New member
Yeah right...nice try.

Any attempt at that and you wish to be banned will be allowed

I wish for all members to behave for one night and all the mods to get ONE night off
 
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askrobby

Member
Granted.

MAP shuts down for a day due to server issues and no one can post as it takes 24 hours to repair.

I wish my coworkers would stop forgetting to invite me to their parties!
 
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