Ok, you're evil. But your plans are foiled by a dashing young spy who steals your girlfriend, base of operations, all your money, and destroys your mega-super-secret-ultra weapon. You are now homeless and penniless, dreaming of "what could have been" until one day your cape gets caught in a jet engine and you die a horrible death.
I wish I could find a way to safely and quickly lose 15 pounds.
Granted. You spend it on this: http://www.argos.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=3801&productId=162265&Trail=C%24cip%3D28694.Homewares%3EC%24cip%3D28767.Kitchenware%3EC%24cip%3D28770.Kitchen%2Btool%2Bsets&categoryId=28770&clickfrom=name
I wish I found a healthy drink that tasted like cola.
Dang Brits, I'm American, when I say "15 Pounds", I'm talking about weight! *points to location in upper right hand corner* (I know this is a wish warping thread, but I was hoping someone would come up with something creative in the weight-loss realm).
Anyway...
GRANTED.
You get an appointment for a back waxing. At an Asian Spa. Where the workers are nearly nekkid. But it's a fat hairy guy named Ralph who's doing the waxing.
Wish Granted, you are now overly passive and have the patiecne of a sait thus now allowing people to walk all over you and lose all of the the respect you had before (if you had any).
Granted, you now have unlimited patience. You starve to death at a snackbar because the brainless loon behind the counter forgot to process your order.