Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[darwinsfriend3AMScoffer]

Wish granted, however somehow in the process your forehead grows five inches.


I wish that I had a lucky pet rock, that protects me from any wrong doing! Lets see you warp that!

 

[BeakyBuzzard]

Granted, now if only you could find him amoung the other rocks on this Earth.

I wish bob was my uncle.

 

[r4581013]

Granted, but it only lets you watch educational tv because it deems other programs bad for your mind.

I wish that I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

 

[twin]

granted, bobs your uncle but hes a ex con with violent issues and has a drink problem

i wish i was a woman

 

[oneikah]

Granted, but you get run over by a bus before you get a chance to post it.

No one ever granted my Superman wish, so I'll post that one again. I wish I had all of Superman's powers but didn't have to worry about losing muscle tone from lack of excercize.

 

[MissaBoo]

Granted the doctor does the operation with no anesthesia.

 

[meeet]

Granted.


'nuff said.

 

[WillT]

granted but you lose all communication skills and cannot make a wish hehe

 

[GiaV]

Wish granted........but you explode.


I wish that i had a giant blue rock that hovered around behind me, protecting me from wrong doing!!

 

[barunr]

Granted, but your joints can't take it and you get artheritis.

I wish that could type with my mind instead of me having to type on the keyboard.

 

[t33nie_twirlygirly]

granted. the press get hold of your powers and hound you to take your own life

 

[monkame]

no no no, he explodes REMEMBER??!!

 

[BigDaddy]

Granted, but after several weeks people get tired of you destroying their doorways of their places of business and put up signs that say no giant blue rocks aloud.

 

[AustrianPrincess]

Well thats just rude lol

 

[lol@u]

I wish that could type with my mind instead of me having to type on the keyboard.

 

[tai2]

Granted. You now hold your brain in your hands, with wires running from it into your skull. Feel free to hit the keyboard with it.

 

[LifeChanges]

I wish we were allowed to cuss here...I miss cussing...

 

[SammyT]

Granted but you cuss so much that the words lose there meaning.

I wish we had more smilies.

 

[mick_clarcky]

granted, but then I steal all the smilies and all your left with is this -------->

 

[JMONEYt]

Granted. But now there's no more text...

I wish I didn't have to drive 3 hours to training tomorrow...