Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Wish granted, however somehow in the process your forehead grows five inches.


I wish that I had a lucky pet rock, that protects me from any wrong doing! Lets see you warp that!
 
Granted, now if only you could find him amoung the other rocks on this Earth.

I wish bob was my uncle.
 
Granted, but it only lets you watch educational tv because it deems other programs bad for your mind.

I wish that I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.
 
granted, bobs your uncle but hes a ex con with violent issues and has a drink problem

i wish i was a woman
 
Granted, but you get run over by a bus before you get a chance to post it.

No one ever granted my Superman wish, so I'll post that one again. I wish I had all of Superman's powers but didn't have to worry about losing muscle tone from lack of excercize.
 
granted but you lose all communication skills and cannot make a wish hehe
 
Wish granted........but you explode.


I wish that i had a giant blue rock that hovered around behind me, protecting me from wrong doing!!
 
Granted, but your joints can't take it and you get artheritis.

I wish that could type with my mind instead of me having to type on the keyboard.
 
Granted, but after several weeks people get tired of you destroying their doorways of their places of business and put up signs that say no giant blue rocks aloud.
 
I wish that could type with my mind instead of me having to type on the keyboard.
 
Granted. You now hold your brain in your hands, with wires running from it into your skull. Feel free to hit the keyboard with it.
 
Granted but you cuss so much that the words lose there meaning.

I wish we had more smilies.
 
Granted. But now there's no more text...

I wish I didn't have to drive 3 hours to training tomorrow...
 
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