Granted - so do I! But thankfully the bin bag you're in distorts your voice and you sound like Gladys Knight and the Pips who then have a huge comeback and you get paid huge royalties...Jeez...that went rather too well???
hehe granted but the star you buy reaches the end of its time and blows up! which causes a massive shockwave and knocks the earth off its orbit of the sun and we all eventually die!
Granted, not your lip healed to be a deformed mass that makes adults advert their gaze and children cry. Now your only friend is a blind hobo named "Keep your stinkin' hands off da hooch!" Or at least is all he tells you.
I wish everyone, including me would spontainiously combust into a pile of ash.
Granted, but then all the old people are like WTF and we're all left laughing at them because they are in total confusion ..and then they get all mad and declare war on the younger people and eventually the human race ceases to exsist