Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[braveslsu]

Granted it takes six instead

Iwish this thread would die die thread die

ive just realised in contributing to this thread i have in essence kept it going doh

 

[dean2144]

Granted, you have to drive 5 hours instead.

 

[gilmoreduff]

the thread dies, but so does the rest of MAP

I wish i could legally grow an acre of hemp

 

[DylanRaY]

granted but a plain crashes into it and burns

i wish i could have a night of naked fun with cavallin!

 

[AubreighS]

Granted, but Pietro Cavallin is infact dead, so you spend the night naked with his paintings instead.

I wish the mods would let me upload my photos and approve them!

 

[jaydeelet]

granted but everyone is so disgusted with them they no longer reply to you or come on MAP again!

i wish i knew if there was life after death.

 

[Skooma]

You knew, but then you forgot.
Or you find out by killing yourself.

I wish I could make locks unlock by touching them with the middle knuckle of the index finger on my right hand.

 

[DaveRe]

Granted, but your fly always unzips its self in public

I wish i new what to wish for

 

[BlueFanitic]

you know what to wish for and it is so perverse you shock yourself and become a hermit.

I wish I had not woken at 5 in the morning with a hangover.

 

[LovetoHelp]

Granted, but before your can say your wish, you have a brain-dump and forget what you wished for in the first place

Wish I was unbreakable...

 

[metimstillrachaelot]

Granted, but you woke up at 5:01 in the AM with a major hang-over

 

[llmyket79]

granted, but you never have sex with a woman again

i wish i could sing

 

[MreRAW]

Granted - so do I! But thankfully the bin bag you're in distorts your voice and you sound like Gladys Knight and the Pips who then have a huge comeback and you get paid huge royalties...Jeez...that went rather too well???

I wish I could afford to buy a star

 

[manuelr]

hehe granted but the star you buy reaches the end of its time and blows up! which causes a massive shockwave and knocks the earth off its orbit of the sun and we all eventually die!

i wish my mum didnt smoke

 

[Meka_H]

Granted although she takes up heroin to take her mind off the smoking.

I wish my operated lip would heal faster.

 

[biff]

Granted, not your lip healed to be a deformed mass that makes adults advert their gaze and children cry. Now your only friend is a blind hobo named "Keep your stinkin' hands off da hooch!" Or at least is all he tells you.

I wish everyone, including me would spontainiously combust into a pile of ash.

 

[youcandoitt]

Wish Granted, but every BUT you magically comes back to life.

I wish for a pet Hyena

 

[pentax542000]

Wish granted, but I bet you didn't know that Hyenas are one of the most foul smelling animals on Earth.

I wish that people could understand each other.

 

[wer_dna17]

Wish Granted, everyone understands everyone else but you!!!!! nobody ever gets wat ur trying to say for the rest of your life.

I wish that the dicationary be changed and every one except the fact that Orange is really spelled ORNG.

 

[iverson12346]

Granted, but then all the old people are like WTF and we're all left laughing at them because they are in total confusion ..and then they get all mad and declare war on the younger people and eventually the human race ceases to exsist

I wish there was no such thing as police.