Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[brebre]

Granted, with the justice system gone, there is nothing stoping the murderers and rapists from doing what they love the most. your finally free to go on a shooting rampage, but as your walking down the street you get hit by a car.

I wish i had a cute little rubber ducky

 

[PrettyGirl]

Granted, but the duckie's possessed and gets "snappy" in the bath with you
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow

 

[nexteltroy]

Granted. Your boss just called and said that you had been fired, two months ago and you owe them the money from your last two paychecks.

I wish I could breathe under water.

 

[MreJimLahey]

You got it. Too bad water is now poisonous to you. Happy swimming.

I wish I had the ability to speak every language in the world.

 

[AlyMichalkaRoxt]

Granted, now you can speak every language, but you can't see or hear

I wish i had a third eye

 

[boyexpert9]

Granted, but you now look like such a freak that as you walk down the street one day someone (possibly Slindsay) jams a fork in your third eye
I wish I could hypnotise people

 

[Strange]

Granted, you get so good in fact that you hypnotise people as soon as you look at them, but unfortunately you forgot this and looked in a mirror, where you remained for the rest of your life.

I wish I was unlimited.

 

[dannofo]

Granted! You have no limits. This includes your stupidity.
I wish I had a monkey that could sit on my shoulder, do my homework, and take notes for me in class.

 

[mzwifey_material]

Granted, only it's incontinent. I guess you could always fix a mini potty to your shoulder!

I wish I could get some sleep.

 

[ColonelL]

Granted, I'll just fetch my baseball bat...

I wish I had some handwraps.

 

[nighteleopard]

Granted, However the handwraps are so stupifying awesome the neighbours are building a religion around them and you will soon be found a heretic and crucified... no comebacks

I wish i understood what people are actually trying to say to me when they dont say it straight..

 

[LittleM]

Granted, but then sometimes the things you hear aren't the things you want to hear =\.

I wish we had a new prez. =\

 

[Cailey]

granted, it's between your butt cheeks

sorry just had to do it




granted, only he's a clone of the old one

i wish for a computer preserved in a huge amber block

 

[Freck1e]

Nice one cougar - you didn't make a wish! You broke the chain! You finished the thread! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Anyway...I wish cougar hadn't broken the thread

 

[lovetodance]

Granted, now this thread goes on forever and ever and sucks MAP's bandwidth up like a black hole
I wish there was good stuff on TV today (I got my last wish and now have today off - thankyou, tendon injury! )

 

[Funginator]

Wish granted, you are watching an episode of a really great anime when the screen starts flashing and you have a seizure.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[deedeetres]

Granted, but the computer chip the government put in your brain also shuts down, which triggers something that's supposed to kill you if the chip every shuts down.

I wish I was the star of a really great TV show.

 

[classysophomore]

The show was just axed to make room for more friends re-runs.

I wish I was a pirate.

 

[RandyBe]

Granted, but then your made fun of because your just a wanna-be

I wish I could be really sarcastic.

 

[Slimjim]

No problem. Except that you're so sarcastic everybody thinks you're serious.

I wish I could see through walls.