Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

OK, Sunbway is better than Quiznos, but unfortunately Taco Bell wins the franchise wars, just as Demolition Man predicted. Now they both sell bad Tex Mex.

I wish I could go back to bed and sleep for another 2 or three hours.
 
Granted, but while you're alseep, your dream woman knocks on your door asking for help moving something, but can't get you to wake up.

I wish I had a pay raise
 
Granted, but inflation is so high your pay rise doesn't add up to nothing...

I wish for a new residence...
 
yeah, but if Brad Pitt knocked on my door, I'd be really upset


Jesh:

Your wish is granted. You lose your apartment, your job, your woman, and you end up on the streetcorner doing bad martial arts tricks for spare change so you can buy a new box to replace the one you were lving in after the evil mime stole it from you.

I wish Brad Pitt would show up at my door while I was awake!
 
LOL, thanks for that one BKG...



Granted, but he also brought Angelina and her 2 adopted kids, and they harass you all day long.

I wish that I could have all the women of the Jennifer Garner thread !!!
 
Granted. But when they all arrive at the door, you develop such a bad case of performance anxiety, you can't even look at them let alone, well, use your imagination. Frustrated, they all go visit Naughty Knight instead

I wish I could have all the guys in the MA Hunks thread
 
Nooooooooooooo !!!



Granted, but instead of acting out your fantasies they give you a good smacking and clean out your house... PWNED !!!

I wish that I had a faster internet connection...
 
Dude, that IS my fantasy. MMMMM... smacked around by the men of the UFC! W00t!

Anyway, you have a faster internet condition, but there's nothing worth surfing, so what's the point?

I wish I didn't have to deal with my student loan payments anymore.
 
Granted, but they have all now come due and you mest pay within the next two days or Guido here is gonna make you sleep wit da fishes.

I wish I didn't have to spend so much money on correspondence courses.
 
You no longer have to pay, but your school has lost its accreditation and you're wasting your time.


I wish was one of the Super Mario brothers.
 
Granted, but since they're so 1990's you're out of fashion and die a crazy old man with a house full of bitter helper monkeys. Even the princess found a better man!

I wish the Olympics came to NYC in 2012!
 
Angry Londoners who've been building the stadium in London come and level NY to the ground!

I wish my overdraft would disappear!
 
uhh we pretty much had that happen *cough*9/11*cough*


granted, but then I steal your wallet and make a ton of purchases on it

I wish people didn't take gaming and other stuff so damn seriously...
 
Granted, but now they don't take you so seriously anymore...

I wish I'd go to the bathroom...
 
Granted, although you only manage to hold it in as far as the door so you needn't have bothered!

I wish had a little more self discipline, just a little mind!
 
Granted, but you can't attach parameters to a wish... so now you are so self-disciplined you get kicked out of the Marine Core because you make them look like pansies.

I wish I had some food, because I'm getting hungry again...
 
Granted, you have a pie. Unfortunately it's weilded by a ninth dan in pie fighting, and she weilds it rather visciously, leaving you limbless.

I wish my boss would give me the information I need to do my job.
 
OMG, defeated in my own style... what a n00b !!!



Granted, but he gives you so much info... your brain has a meltdown and drips out of your ears...

I wish for a new beer...
 
granted, but I'm dyslexic so you get a bear instead. And he's horny.

I wish that I pass my grading on Sunday
 
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