Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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JennyEatWorld

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granted, but now your fat and over weight and your wife (or g/f) leaves you and you have to lifted up off the couch by a big crane just like that overweight guy who was in the news (for those of you in the states i'm sure you must've heard soemthing like this)

I wish I was god for all eternity
 
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ilysfm

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Granted, but there's growing apathy towards religion amongst the world's christian youth.
Everyone likes Buddha better now.

I wish this post was the last one made on this thread ever...

...corrupt that!
 
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Gabbzlyo

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um, i think that this post in itself has destroyed your wish, maybe not corrupted though...

i wish that i could practice my sweeping on my detested english teacher muahahahahahaaaa!!
 
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Bardy

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You can rap faster as twista but your voice will change to that of mini mouse on helium, and you'll be known to the world as squeechy and only sell 500 records worldwide with no radioplay.
(not funny i know, best i could do right now )

I wish I had a harem fullo beautiful woman
 
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Winnie:t

New member
granted,

The only problem is you forgot to ask for the women to be real, all you have are dummies and they are in bits lol

I wish for a room full of toys for everyone ,
see who can get a wicked smile out of this one lol.
lisa xx
 
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happyamerican

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Granted, the room everyone is in right now suddenly fills with "toys" and everyone suffacates and dies. What a way to go.


I wish I had the martial knowlage of all the martial artists that have ever lived.
 
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THEFUNNYDUCKY

New member
GRANTED.

However, you lose your first challenge match to a 5 year old black belt because you are so overwhelmed with techniques and can't decide which one to use before he kicks you in the nuts and then knocks you out with a big stick.

I wish ClemsonTKD would never, ever say "that's nothing" again.
 
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SamuelH

Member
Granted, but it's made of stinky-cheese, the sun melts it and the deadly stinky vapors kill all life on earth

I wish all rich people on this earth got together and shared their wealth with the less fortunate, thereby eliminating poverty on this here planet.
 
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MiceandMe

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granted, but it's so much money that some of the ex-poor people create a massive army and conquer the world, effectively recreating the solved problems

i wish the chaos cloud existed but it turned everyone into another species
 
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smithers

Member
Granted,

But it has a life of its own, it has the mentality of dennis the menace

It starts starts fidelling with your nuts in public, grabs random girls butts, and when you try to urinate it swing your wiener right in your face.

It also wont let you sleep as soon as you enter la-la land it punches you in the face.

After years of torture and no sleep you decide to cut it off, you get the chainsaw, just as you're ready to cut the sucker off it grows a mouth and says:

Shantari, I am your father, you faint from shock and the chainsaw drops onto your face, you both die.


I wish we could all get along.
 
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nicoleKiller

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Granted, half-term is now on the calender for the week and a half going through Christmas and New Year's Day. The most important tests are on those days.

I wish all ninjas would cease and desist from their present existence on Earth.
 
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Secretgenius

Member
happy to grant lol ,

The ninja's all become dames in the xmas panto's and dress up in drag (not much changed then lol), they all enjoy themselves so much they keep the clothes on for good lol.

I wish that I learn the form perfect lol.

lisa xx
 
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DinaM

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i knew i would get THAT response

granted, now every single wired apparatus in the planet loses all it's wires and as a result stops working

i wish i had a lamborghini diablo painted with MA symbols :P
 
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