Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[DanielleE]

Wish Granted! but someone who is evil *eyes YODA * decides to put up a fast food restaurant and everybody gets fat


I wish Ace Combat 5 was multiplayer

 

[AltCtrlDel1]

You got it - and they all kick your ass.


I wish I had 35 years in the military instead fo 21.

 

[the_demoiselle]

You got it. After 35 years you get out and get hit by a meteor.


I wish I could grapple like Rickson Gracie.

 

[captainobvious_lj]

Granted . But next week Kyra Gracie will challenge you to a pillow fight and submit you with a pillow bar.

I wish i was 10 yrs younger and studying Muay Thai in Thailand.

 

[michael_dilal]

granted. your now the perfect age for gary glitter

i wish my coursework would do itself!

 

[wazuupster]

Granted! You flunked your course because of the low quality.

I wish I could lose a few % in body fat.

 

[HabibA]

granted! you lose it all from one square inch of your body

i wish my home brew tasted slightly better

 

[acutebuick]

granted, but people around you said they'd rather hang themselves then to drink your home brew


I wish you could prove god wrong

 

[TroubleRose]

granted, he says thou shalt not kill as if it's a fact and i go out and kill you, thus proving that i shalt kill and have killed, therefore proving him wrong.


i wish there were some mods for star wars republic coofftopicndo

 

[nixeemaxeen]

Wish Granted, The mods created are unquestionably kick ass. Unfortunatly the mods also create horrible glithes which end up destroying every console and computer that plays the game. They all explode into huge fireballs taking there owners with them. including U.

I wish for a few more hours of sleep

 

[rjconcept988]

you got it! *takes a mallet and whacks subway* nighty night


I hope the PS3 won't suck butt like the xbox 360 did (most likely it will)

 

[SilentBob]

Granted, but they don't come out with any games that you like.

I wish it would stop snowing!

 

[miranda2484]

Granted! now it's Raining Brimstone enjoy!

 

[BontaS]

I wish that Bioware didn't eat Pandemic and bono didn't end up a stock holder for both.

 

[RavenEyes]

Ok then
Pandenmic eats bioware and then bono becomes stock holder for both

I wish I had a wish

 

[SkurtO]

This is one wierd thread, I wish it didn't exist.

 

[flaminlfuse]

Wish Granted, IT doesnt exist, but what just is IT? ... well since im granting the wish i saw IT is you. therefore you do not exist

I wish I had a nickel for every time someone says they wish they had a nickel for everytime something happens.

 

[retro25]

You can't get out your room because your house has collapsed under the weight of all the nickels.

I wish I could wear a kilt to work every day.

 

[dancer4LIFE]

granted, now girls are putting cams into the boys bathroom and one day your boss finds out about this and bans everyone from wearing a kilt to work.

I wish they made some ps2 games for xbox.

 

[gr8rt1]

Wish Granted, But the only games they made for the xbox from ps2 were the barbie franchise games.