Man cuts off penis in restaurant!!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he will have no problem using the insanity defense-

-however, using the loo is another matter entirely.
 
Same place I found this?     
Penis Transplant Removed After Two Weeks
 
Yeah . . . ya know when you are sitting enjoying a coffee and are all of a sudden overcome with the irresistable urge to CUT YOUR OWN PENIS OFFF!!!!!!!!

We've all been there
 
Yeah, some guys do it so often they make special portable tools for them
 
Yeah, that's why I quit drinking. I kept having these irresistable urges to cut my own penis off!

@ Moosey - If I didn't know that was for cutting the end off a cigar, I'd be deeply disturbed by that picture!
 
i feel sorry for that guy, when ever he sees a sexy woman...think "pressure"...then "pop"....
 
I just hope they are can re-attach it. Though they might re-attach it just for him to pull it off. Could be like a party trick.

Though, I reckon when he comes out of whatever psychotic state he is currently in, he is going to be one unhappy man.
 
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