Man cuts off penis in restaurant!!

[rictheninja]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he will have no problem using the insanity defense-

-however, using the loo is another matter entirely.

 

[ArleneR]

Same place I found this?     
Penis Transplant Removed After Two Weeks

 

[Katelynn]

Ya think? Maybe some alcohol?

 

[eeevaaayyy]

Come on guys. We've all been there and some time or another.

 

[Perdendosi]

Yeah . . . ya know when you are sitting enjoying a coffee and are all of a sudden overcome with the irresistable urge to CUT YOUR OWN PENIS OFFF!!!!!!!!

We've all been there

 

[agirlnamedbreanna]

I'm glad I've not yet "been" there then

 

[JenWales]

Yeah, some guys do it so often they make special portable tools for them

 

[MinaA]

Yeah, that's why I quit drinking. I kept having these irresistable urges to cut my own penis off!

@ Moosey - If I didn't know that was for cutting the end off a cigar, I'd be deeply disturbed by that picture!

 

[TheFuzz]

Maybe he scrubs it with one of these at bath time?

 

[NancyF]

i feel sorry for that guy, when ever he sees a sexy woman...think "pressure"...then "pop"....

 

[adila]

|And wipes his ass with this too!!!

 

[Vagabond]

Ah dude, shavings of butt flesh all over the place. Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!

 

[cheerurheartout46947]

that might help in getting rid of those darn poo spiders i keep getting...

 

[diablo2_rules1993]

Eeeeeeeugh! That's utterly rank Hiroji!!

 

[tryandgetoutalive]

As is expected of H

 

[camper]

I just hope they are can re-attach it. Though they might re-attach it just for him to pull it off. Could be like a party trick.

Though, I reckon when he comes out of whatever psychotic state he is currently in, he is going to be one unhappy man.

 

[radium]

Ala Franken____________!

 

[ccglamapuss]

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[hamelhasgas]

Dude....



Get a Brazilian.
Problem solved.

 

[FaggerMuffin]

True!

but Pampers baby wipes seem to be solving the problem!