Although I do know what Simon looks like, my immediate mental image is always a photo he posted ages ago of him doing the splits with a Luke-Skywalker-esque 1970s haircut.
I'm afraid that picture stuck in my brain as "what Simon looks like".
You look exactly the one of the boss guys I worked for landscaping. Only you're in shape, and look a lot more healthy (both 25 years ago and in recent videos).
For those on the other side of the pond this is a British way of saying you've picked someone up for the night... first time I heard it I was really confused and said.. ''pulled what??''
Two nations divided by a common language... you should have seen me cringe the first time a woman returned to my office saying she was ''chuffed''! I said I didn't do anything to you that I thought would leave marks!! : 'P
That's a lot nicer than what Urban Dictionary said. Sounded basically like a one night stand kind of deal. Might be a win win either meaning though, flexible is nice.