Marital infidelity joke?

LILImHmImCLmIm

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There was this guy who had a mustache and beard, and one day he decided to get it shaved off to surprise his wife. So one afternoon when he got off work, he went to the barber shop, got a hair cut and had the barber shave his face bare.
Later that evening he sneaked into his house late at night, and very softly crawled into bed hoping that his wife wouldn't notice him. His wife then woke up and reached over and touched his face and then replied to him........you're still here??

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