I'm invoking the Alphabetical Protocol and seguing into Baron's Court, claiming C and D to leave the next poster with E. I believe that gives me dibs and a tandycoot to play on my next round?
As the next player seated to the right, I believe I can use the Porterhouse gamble and switch places with any of the unclaimed tokens, which in this case takes me to Fairlop.
Do you know how difficult it is in this day and age to find a codpiece? However I have to admit it is quite comfortable as I strut on down to Ickenham. It is quite fetching as well.
Because my surname contains 2 vowels, one that is and one that isn't an 'E' AND because another rule has forced me to wear a head piece for this turn, I can unequivocally call into effect the 'coin flipping numbers accord' for the following 3 turns, upon which the player must flip a coin, heads they must travel to a destination with more letters within its name, tails with less letters.
that being said I have flipped my half penny coin which will take me to non other than the London Stone!
Gentlemen, we have reached the point in the game where it is time for the viewing of ancient Tabards, the savoring of culinary delights as well as the sipping of rare essences. Please don your most resplendent finery and join me at London Bridge for the festivities.
Mewling is prohibited on the first monday of the month, so to avoid you incurring any scuff cover damage I propose British Museum as a saucy diversion (Holborn is far too busy at this time of day)
Sir, I most certainly was not engaged in the undignified activity of "mewling". Perhaps you should send for your second and meet me on the field of honor at St. Jame's Park.
Traditional Mornington Crescent dueling protocols shall be observed. Chain mail, no plate armor, and weapons shall be limited to over ripe fruit of your choosing.