Mornington Crescent - New Balls please!

xLittleStar~

New member
I am invoking a transition to the lesser SouthEast rules,no doubles, no reshuffles, no Nidd. This should make it easier for any newbs to join in.

In addition, necromancy is frowned upon untill any newbs are up to speed, if you catch my drift Hannibal.

So with the brass band playing a rousing send off and Yoda waving fondly from the platform I schussel down the line to St. Jame's Park.

Remember, debbling the newbs is verboten until the next transTemporal flux.

Tally ho!
 

tyronew

New member
I'm invoking the Alphabetical Protocol and seguing into Baron's Court, claiming C and D to leave the next poster with E. I believe that gives me dibs and a tandycoot to play on my next round?

Mitch
 

freako

New member
Hmmmm, this makes play much more difficult.

Sticking with your Alphabetical Protocal I will use the Muppet gambit and claim c for myself.

With a hop, skip and a jump I arrive at Stonebridge Park.

Sesame Street: Cookie Monster Sings C is for Cookie - YouTube
 
As the next player seated to the right, I believe I can use the Porterhouse gamble and switch places with any of the unclaimed tokens, which in this case takes me to Fairlop.
 

MatthewE

Member
Hah! A reprise of the great comedy maneuvers from the 1950s, fantastic Moosey!

I can only honour your ingenuity with Ealing Broadway.

Mitch
 

baraka46

New member
Epping. Which, as everyone knows, means that everyone with a vowel other than E in their surname must wear a headpiece for their next two turns.
 

HBKLvR

New member
Blast your eyes.

Do you know how difficult it is in this day and age to find a codpiece? However I have to admit it is quite comfortable as I strut on down to Ickenham. It is quite fetching as well.
 

Ayiza

New member
Because my surname contains 2 vowels, one that is and one that isn't an 'E' AND because another rule has forced me to wear a head piece for this turn, I can unequivocally call into effect the 'coin flipping numbers accord' for the following 3 turns, upon which the player must flip a coin, heads they must travel to a destination with more letters within its name, tails with less letters.

that being said I have flipped my half penny coin which will take me to non other than the London Stone!
 

StarB

New member
Gentlemen, we have reached the point in the game where it is time for the viewing of ancient Tabards, the savoring of culinary delights as well as the sipping of rare essences. Please don your most resplendent finery and join me at London Bridge for the festivities.

Cheerio.
 

cb4nufc

Member
Mewling is prohibited on the first monday of the month, so to avoid you incurring any scuff cover damage I propose British Museum as a saucy diversion (Holborn is far too busy at this time of day)

Tally ho!
 

JustMeBrianat

New member
Sir, I most certainly was not engaged in the undignified activity of "mewling". Perhaps you should send for your second and meet me on the field of honor at St. Jame's Park.

Traditional Mornington Crescent dueling protocols shall be observed. Chain mail, no plate armor, and weapons shall be limited to over ripe fruit of your choosing.

I await your reply.

Good day.
 
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