My boyfriend && i are laughing at corny pick up lines. know of any? :)?

CLASSIC: is heaven missing an angel bcuz i think she is in front of me
 
Is your dad an astronaut? (No, why?) Because you have stars in your eyes.

You must be exhausted! (Why?) You've been running through my mind all day.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Is it hot in here? Oh, wait it's just you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Did it hurt? (did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven.
 
do You know how much a polar bear wieghs enough to break the ice.....dont ask me i got that off a show
 
this is the worst :)
i did this to a girl at my gym to get a laugh

"hey, come here often?"
her: "uh, ya i work here"
"I thought u looked familiar"

very funny we laughed, i just do it to get a smile
 
if i could arange the alphabet id put U and I together
are you tired?cuz u been running through my minfd all day.
did it hurt? did what hurt? did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
is it hot in hear?oh its just you.
if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
 
I like your clothes, they match the trim in my ferrari.
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Have I seen you before? No? Ah thats right you were in my dreams.

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Come here often? You could with me

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Hey were you looking for me?
no?
Well I'm mr right its nice to meet you

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I only have 4 months to live

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I think my medication is wearing off

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Can I call you Gillette? Cus your the best a man can get!
 
Girl are you from Tennessee, because you are the only TEN I SEE!
Are you from Jamaica, because Jamaikin me crazy!
Girl. I know your feet are tired, cause you been runnin through my mind ALL day!
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Got two nipples for a dime?
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Was your Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
 
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