My fortune cookie prophecy has a higher success rate than your bible prophecy?

[CometMeebro]

Kneel before my Chinese food.

 

[john]

I opened a Fortune Cookie once and the message inside said: "Help, I'm being held hostage in a Chinese Fortune Cookie factory."

 

[2010PriestoftheYear]

I've yet to open one that promises eternal torture, either.

 

[Leviah]

Stop sniffing glue rebel !!

 

[Johnquill]

Rebel Against Foolishness

 

[FreeSpirit]

I prefer Japanese food....

 

[dylanm]

I had a fortune cookie that said "You will eat mushu cereal for breakfest"

 

[GotProofm]

You lie! You are an apastaist. Only pasta can foretell the future, as is prophisied by the FSM. Chinese noodles are frauds. May you be touched by his noodly appendages and see the true light of pastafarianism.

Ra-men

 

[JoyGraceful1]

no true because i followed the Bible and got to see everyone of my dreams come to pass- can your fortune cookie do that

 

[Hugo]

AAAAAWWWWW LAAAAWWWDDD!!!!

 

[SmileJesusLovesYou]

Good luck.