Oct 14, 2011 #1 C CometMeebro New member Joined Sep 30, 2011 Messages 1 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Kneel before my Chinese food.
Oct 15, 2011 #2 J john Active member Joined Sep 3, 2007 Messages 3,725 Reaction score 0 Points 36 Age 65 I opened a Fortune Cookie once and the message inside said: "Help, I'm being held hostage in a Chinese Fortune Cookie factory."
I opened a Fortune Cookie once and the message inside said: "Help, I'm being held hostage in a Chinese Fortune Cookie factory."
Oct 16, 2011 #3 2 2010PriestoftheYear New member Joined Oct 6, 2010 Messages 6 Reaction score 0 Points 1 I've yet to open one that promises eternal torture, either.
Oct 17, 2011 #4 L Leviah New member Joined Jan 22, 2009 Messages 10 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Stop sniffing glue rebel !!
Oct 18, 2011 #5 J Johnquill New member Joined Oct 18, 2011 Messages 9 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Rebel Against Foolishness
Oct 18, 2011 #6 F FreeSpirit Member Joined Jun 11, 2008 Messages 30 Reaction score 0 Points 6 I prefer Japanese food....
Oct 18, 2011 #7 D dylanm Member Joined May 24, 2008 Messages 58 Reaction score 0 Points 6 I had a fortune cookie that said "You will eat mushu cereal for breakfest"
Oct 20, 2011 #8 G GotProofm New member Joined Apr 17, 2010 Messages 19 Reaction score 0 Points 1 You lie! You are an apastaist. Only pasta can foretell the future, as is prophisied by the FSM. Chinese noodles are frauds. May you be touched by his noodly appendages and see the true light of pastafarianism. Ra-men
You lie! You are an apastaist. Only pasta can foretell the future, as is prophisied by the FSM. Chinese noodles are frauds. May you be touched by his noodly appendages and see the true light of pastafarianism. Ra-men
Oct 22, 2011 #9 J JoyGraceful1 New member Joined Oct 22, 2011 Messages 2 Reaction score 0 Points 1 no true because i followed the Bible and got to see everyone of my dreams come to pass- can your fortune cookie do that
no true because i followed the Bible and got to see everyone of my dreams come to pass- can your fortune cookie do that
Oct 23, 2011 #10 H Hugo Member Joined Jul 30, 2008 Messages 127 Reaction score 0 Points 16 AAAAAWWWWW LAAAAWWWDDD!!!!
Oct 27, 2011 #11 S SmileJesusLovesYou New member Joined Jun 21, 2009 Messages 15 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Good luck.