Name funny things to do when you call a pizza place?

[Andrea1]

My friend called one and changed her accent every 10 seconds. And once I called and when they said "ma'am" to me I accused them of calling me a racial slur.

Any other ideas?

 

[Hello]

Ask for a pepperoni pizza with no pepperonis.

 

[lmmm]

You could ask them if there is john there ....then when they so no you can ask if they pisss in a dixie cup!?

 

[MarlosSanCarlos]

try calling 911 and do the same jokes

 

[MichaelWeston]

i speak as if i have a hair lip.

 

[KentuckyFriedChick]

ask if they know the number to McDonalds

 

[Vee]

"You have por fried rye?"

 

[ttFatewillneverdiett]

hitting on the dude. while im placing the order. while im drunk.

 

[Briana1]

Farting and then burping