need a good quote to do with kung fu and should by funny?

[Jess]

need good quote to use as a caption or phrase for art.
should be funny and to do with kung fu or fighting.
or anything catchy.?
examples....
i just found these.
''get ready to kick some grass'' -shaolin soccer
''so many gangsters...so little time... -kung fu hustle
''prepare for awesomeness'' -kung fu panda

anything really...

if it helps...

my thing is of a silly/foolish kung fu kid/fighter.?

lol

give more than one example =]
so theres lots to choose from

 

[Debbo]

Big cut down from my son to my daughter - "that's not deep, that's from Kung Fu Panda"