Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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you ll have to wait for somebody else to complain and then you strike with a superpoisenous meatball, man you really have to be patient...
 
Both of my parents dogs died with apparent spasms within an hour and a half of being let outside. I was wondering if there was a poison that acted that fast or if the cause of death was something else, like a spider or scorpion sting. They are pugs so they're small, about 20 pounds.
 
try to throw a spider, not a tarantulla to the balcony...or shoot the dog with a real gun and enjoy yourselfe to jail.anyway dogs in cities is a plague, a scourge....
 
Bang

So my neighbor has like 5 or 6 pretty big dogs. They "mark" their territories everywhere, occasionally bark all night long and harass the passing pedestrians. Now I can live with that, but a week ago they went over to my driveway and killed one of my cats. All of them at once came and treated my cat as though it were a feather stuffed pillow, and today they were about to jump into my backyard and would've done the same thing again had I not thrown stones at em'. My cats have to live in my backyard due to my family asthma problems, and I now have 4 kittens and one old one. Been here for around 3 years and never had any problems until now and the last thing I want is one of my kittens completely ripped to pieces. Taking my cats in is out of the question for my mom would literally die due to her asthma if I did. So, to get to the point, what's the quickest and most painless way to poison and kill a dog? Called a pound, no results. Owner is a bastard, doesn't listen.

Just do what I did, Grab them by their collar and blow their fucking brains out with a HK45! Or you could be alittle more quiet and put 6000 mg of ibuprofen in a half pound of uncooked hamburger meat. Ibuprofen is a very quick death for a dog, It may take more ibuprofen if they are very large dogs. Rat poision is a very effective means of getting rid of dogs. If you live in the county like i do the sheriff should tell you if the dogs are aggresive you can use any means necessary to protect yourself or family
 
poison

Both of my parents dogs died with apparent spasms within an hour and a half of being let outside. I was wondering if there was a poison that acted that fast or if the cause of death was something else, like a spider or scorpion sting. They are pugs so they're small, about 20 pounds.

Sounds like your dogs were indeed poisoned, Most likely by a food laced with it, a simple pill like ibuprofen is extremely deadly for dogs, depending on the size as little as 200 mg's can kill a dog in a matter of a very short times
 
mind you business boy

Don't let your cats wander around then.....build a back screened in porch; use a extra large carrier. Don't be a sicko.....I think they have a special place for people who needlessly kill animals.....It is called jail...you and Michael Vick can be roomies!!

If the dogs are aggresive you have the right to use ANY MEANS necessary to protect yourself and your family, I would lose a seconds sleep over blowing a dogs brains out over one of my children boy! wouldn't be the first time. Think before you speek son, Don't let your dog roam, rat poison is a dogs best friend! later loser
 
ladykate blows sheep dogs

first off Dick, may I call you by your first name Dick? Take your anger out on the owners not the animals. I have found the best and yummiest resolution to be legal. Call the codes department. Document all infractions from the uncleaned poop in the yard to the noise and call and call and call. Where I live fines can be up to 1000.00 for not cleaning up your own yard. And don't think poison is painless do your research. Oh and one last thing do not think if you kill these animals weather on your property or not you are with in your rights, your not.
You are traceable just by leaving messages like this and don't think for one second that we wont find you.

fuck you ladykate, your a peta dog fucker. Trace me cunt! Why would we want poison to be painless??? fuck'em let'em suffer just for pissing real people that handle business the old fashion way off! I'd hate to think i haven't grabbed a dog by the collar and blown his fucking brains out just for being in my yard, The dog thought i was nice until i put a 45 to his head. Bang night night doggie
 
us marines suck cock fuckboy

sick Motherfuckers i wish you faggets where my neighbors and tried to poison my dog i would fuck your asses up so bad and put you in an instant world of pain bitches. And believe me after multiple tours of battle to Iraq i have learned various ways to do that. Fucking bitches do something to someone that can do something back to you not to some helpless animal that doesnt have a voice and cant fend for themselves.
SerGeant Fuck YOU
U.S Marine Corps

You think your a bad ass because you were in iraq? I wish i was your neighbor too boy, i'd take pleasure in fucking your dog up you little army bitch! You do know your check say's deparment of U.S. navy on it don't you??? LMFAO Your a poor excuse for human life, your a waste of oxygen, and a humiliation to the U.S. armed forces. I feel sorry for your mother, and your children if and when you have them. too bad it's the cock suckers like you that aren't the ones killed in battle. Iraq my ass! you were probably some guard at on a pointless mission to keep idiots like you from coming home in a fucking bag. so get a life, Eat shit and die captain fuckrag
 
Easy to kill

You people are all sick and should go to h***. Maybe he should poisen your cats instead. You sick f***!

Suppose a poison to kill dogs, cats, etc. becomes easily available to everyone. Such poison would probably kill people. Just imagine consequences of such availability.
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Reasoning

For those of you who say it is sick to posion the neighbours dog:

If your dog is being anti social to the detriment of your surrounding neighbours health, and you are not willing to take their well being into consideration , you should be poisoned. You selfish fucks. Unfortunately, their are laws to cover your arse.

If I stand outside your house and and shout as loud as I can at random times throughout the day and night, lets see how quickly you get annoyed and want to do something serious about it!

I hear you saying, "oh well thats really aggressive!", because you are ignorant to how these situations can make you feel inside.

So why should I put up with it when my neighbour is to stupid to do something about?
Would you put up with me outside your house. Because I'm pretty sure your life would feel like hell after a few hours!!!!
 
Cats are dirty animals and carry many diseases. Nearly all of them carry a parasite which infects humans and makes them have parasites in their brains which change their behavior. Don't believe me? It's true, look up Toxoplasmosis on Wikipedia! Don't touch cats or touch soil that cats have shit near or you could end up with parasites in your brain. Nearly 11% of Americans have the Toxoplasmosis parasites in their brains!!!
When mice and rats get Toxoplasmosis, it makes them like cats!!! They lose their fear of cats! That's how the parasite goes from them to cats because the mice and rats are easy for the cats to catch and eat, then the cats have Toxoplasmosis. Then the cats either pass it straight to humans or they shit in a field and then cows get it. Then humans can catch it by eating steak that is not cooked all the way or "rare". Like your steaks rare?

From Wikipedia:

Studies have found that toxoplasmosis is associated with an increased car accident rate in people with Rh-negative blood. The chance of an accident relative to uninfected people is increased roughly 2.5 times.
This may be due to the slowed reaction times that are associated with infection.[30] "If our data are true then about a million people a year die just because they are infected with Toxoplasma," the researcher Jaroslav Flegr told The Guardian."


So to those people crying because a dog killed your cat, think again. It's good that your cat was killed. All cats should be killed! A million people a year die from car accidents caused by Toxoplasmosis affecting drivers!

Now don't get me wrong, dogs that bark out of control are very annoying and thei owners are always assholes. If they weren't, they wouldn't let the dogs bark in the first place. I'm going to kill a few dogs near my house using the very poisonous and very common plant called Oleander. Wikipedia Oleander. Once you know what it looks like, you'll start noticing it is very common everywhere. A few leaves, chopped up and melted into a chocolate bar is all it takes.

As for these people saying it's wrong to kill etc. Unless you are a vegetarian, you are a hypocrite! Besides, all animals die. And all wild animals die horrible deaths, they are either eaten, or they starve or they die of disease. So get over it. Dogs that bark all day and night do it because they are bored out of their minds, so their lives suck anyway, you're just ending their suffering as well as your own.

But don't forget, cats are dirty animals that should all be killed. Put a dish of antifreeze on a wall tonight and do the world a favor!

I smell a troll, but will reply anyways.

Also taken from wiki:
Transmission may occur through:
-Ingestion of raw or partly cooked meat, especially pork, lamb, or venison containing Toxoplasma cysts.
-Ingestion of contaminated cat feces.

Cats excrete the pathogen in their feces for a number of weeks after contracting the disease, generally by eating an infected rodent. Even then, cat faeces are not generally contagious for the first day or two after excretion, after which the cyst 'ripens' and becomes potentially pathogenic. Studies have shown that only about 2% of cats are shedding oocysts at any one time, and that oocyst shedding does not recur even after repeated exposure to the parasite. Although the pathogen has been detected on the fur of cats, it has not been found in an infectious form, and direct infection from handling cats is generally believed to be very rare.

Basically, if you have indoor cats you are less likely to contract Toxoplasmosis and should always wash your hands after cleaning the litter box (common sense). Also toxoplasmosis generally has no effect on people except those with low immune systems (for example people with HIV/AIDS and pregnant women). The whole thing about car crashes seems farfetched. How can you get good data in a study like that? It is extremely difficult to diagnose and is usually done so through trial and error. Do everyone a favor and do not go into medical research.... you seem more like the marketing type or a politician as you don't really seem to tell the full story. Godspeed.
 
Its a shame the military didn't teach you to speak respectfully
for the decent folks reading these forums.
 
Ive just about had enough

Although I'm an animal lover , there comes a time when enough is enough , I live in a rural part of Thailand that's infested with local packs of wandering dog's , these packs normally consist of between 4 - 6 dogs , that have been abandoned in the past and left to fend for them selves , mostly they are in a poor state of health and semi wild . For a year now I have put up with these local packs running wild at night time , for hours at a time they will just roam about the village howling and barking and fighting with any other pack they come into contact with, its got to the stage now I have had to block my house windows up with insulating foam to try and cut the noise down, and in the last week ive had to wear ear plugs to try and get to sleep. These dogs belong to no one , no one looks after them and no one cares for them, The local Thais do nothing about the nightly barking for hours on end, believing that the dogs are barking at spirits and ghosts , so the Thais just lay in bed and do nothing. I have to do some thing as the nightly barking and howling is making me feel run down and sick, its no use approaching the local authorities as they just are not bothered .


Ive looked through the information here and it seems that the antifreeze method may be the best option , my problem is that its not sold in Thailand ( hot country ) , rat poison is all so difficult to buy , and tylenol is banned .


I don't care if it takes me a long time to rid my area of theses wild barking packs , but finding the right method for my part of the world is proving a problem .



any constructive advice to help me get my much needed sleep back , would be very welcome .


Thanks - Bill
 
Advance warning – long post.

I know from personal experience how barking dogs can ruin the quality of a person's life. In my case the dogs are generally quiet at night, so I haven't gone for the "nuclear" option. That's not to say I haven't thought about it (that's how I found this site) - and reading some of the stories here it's obvious that some of you have it far worse than me. It is sad that so many are driven to consider taking action that normally they would never think of doing. My advice is to remember that even though offing the offending dog may appear to be the only way to get your life back, you could be landing yourself in an even worse situation.

Many cops are dumb, but not all – and if poisoning is suspected even the dumbest Plod will work out that it’s likely to be one of the neighbours within earshot of the dog. If you get caught that could mean jail – and even if you get away with a fine or community service, you’ll have a criminal record. The papers love this sort of story and you will be presented as the villain, however much the dog was tormenting you. The abuse and threats on these pages show that there are people who will not even try to see it from your side, and while most of them are undoubtedly only brave behind a keyboard, it only takes one. Basically you may well be hounded (bad pun intended) out of your home.

If you really have to do it, be VERY careful. Here are some dos and don’ts (some have been mentioned already, but there’s no harm in reinforcing them):

NEVER act in anger. If you suddenly decide “right, that’s it” and go storming round with a bottle of antifreeze or whatever, you will be caught.
Don’t do it after alcohol or drugs – you will almost certainly slip up.
If you have complained to the neighbour, police or authorities, forget it. You’ll need to leave it at least 5 years. That includes shouting at the dog to STFU. Someone will have heard you, either the owner or another neighbour who will happily pass this on to the police if they are suspected.
If the geography of where you live would point to you as the only suspect, forget it. In other words, if you are the only neighbour likely to benefit from shutting the dog up, the finger will be pointed at you.
Buy all materials from way out of town (minimum 50 miles) in a place where you won’t be remembered, such as a large store where the checkout staff see so many people that they pay little attention to who they are serving. PAY CASH only.
Dispose of all packaging and excess materials before doing the deed. Again, take a long trip to do this.
Use gloves (fingerprints).
If at first you don’t succeed, WAIT. It could be that the owner found your little present before the dog. If you’ve used an obvious poison the intent is clear, and they may install cameras or keep vigil.
If you do succeed and get away with it, NEVER tell anyone. Not your partner, best friend, or the bloke you get chatting to in a bar 1000 miles from home. This is vital.

I have effectively ruled myself out of dealing with the annoying dog in my road, if it gets worse and starts yapping at night, as I have yelled at it several times (I know people have heard) and I complained to the owner of another dog last year. Why have I bothered to write all this? Simple – I don’t want to see yet another person’s life ruined by the selfishness of an inconsiderate dog owner and inadequate laws. Killing a dog is not a nice thing to do but sadly it may be the only way out for someone who’s reluctant to get behind the wheel of a car as they have had no proper sleep in months. So if you do have to do this and can see no other way out – BE CAREFUL.
 
What is wrong with you psychotic, self-centered people?!? How can one be so cruel to kill one so innocent? Write your neighbors a letter, talk to them, but don't take it out on the pet. If you murder an animal, you belong in prison. I would also be concerned about your mental health if you're willing to murder someone's pet...narcissistic bastard.
 
How about I give you the contact number, address and you go write that letter, call them, invite them over to your house for dinner. If you do good, I will invite you over for dinner.
 
What is wrong with you psychotic, self-centered people?!? How can one be so cruel to kill one so innocent? Write your neighbors a letter, talk to them, but don't take it out on the pet. If you murder an animal, you belong in prison. I would also be concerned about your mental health if you're willing to murder someone's pet...narcissistic bastard.

Really? the the hell is wrong with you! ...but hunting is okay right? killing pigs, sheep etc.. are okay...but not dogs? since when did dogs become the lord of queens and kings? STFU!

they are just barking dogs! What about dogs that kill babies? there have been 2 cases i just heard this week a 9 day old baby girl and a 2 week old boy! dogs aren't innocent! they are vile creatures...!
 
Your a fucking sick cunt you stupid piece of shit how about we get some rat posion and shove it up your ASSHOLE you sick freak. P.s. Kill your cats cause their feral freaks and I'll tortue you till your dead fucked up mole head..
 
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